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 zilvy
  		posted on March 21, 2001 08:15:32 AM new
COMMERCIAL SIGNS

Sign over a gynecologist's office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."

On the trucks of a local plumbing company: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."

At a tire shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blow out."

Door of a plastic surgeon's office: "Let us pick your nose."

On an electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."

In a non-smoking area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push."

At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

On a taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."

In a podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."

On a fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive." krs did you have that sign professionally printed or did you do it yourself?

At a car dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet miss a car payment."

Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

In a veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry. Come on in and get fed up."

In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."

If you have any others to add...
[ edited by zilvy on Mar 21, 2001 02:55 PM ]
 
 zilvy
  		posted on March 21, 2001 08:18:28 AM new
Of course I just thought of another one!

In the window of a delicatessen: We cater weddings, birthdays, bar mitzvah's and all affairs! Lawdy, lawdy I have always wanted to have an AFFAIR catered!!

 
 mybiddness
  		posted on March 21, 2001 09:04:43 AM new
Zilvy I don't have any to add but those are great! You crack me up. LOL






Not paranoid anywhere else but here!
 
 Meya
  		posted on March 21, 2001 09:22:06 AM new

 
 zilvy
  		posted on March 21, 2001 02:14:35 PM new
Don't ya hate when that happens....Forest closings are not to be taken LIGHTLY!

 
 sadie999
  		posted on March 21, 2001 06:32:11 PM new
Saw this in FL: X's Radiator Repair Shop - Best Place in Florida to Take a Leak
 
 zilvy
  		posted on March 21, 2001 08:21:23 PM new
Thanks Sadie!
Then of course there is the classic:
Someday you'll breakdown and join
AAA!
[ edited by zilvy on Mar 21, 2001 08:22 PM ]
 
 mrpotatoheadd
  		posted on March 21, 2001 08:37:50 PM new
Seen on a plumber's truck: When it comes to #2, we're #1!
 
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