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 mrssantaclaus
 
posted on March 26, 2001 04:35:00 PM new
If you were a troll, what kind would you be? I, as MrsSantaClaus, have always considered myself to be an elf.

LOL

 
 KatyD
 
posted on March 26, 2001 04:45:44 PM new
Are you saying you've been "trolling" Mrs.S? I hope not because I posted to your scary thread thinking it was posted in earnest. If not, that's pretty crummy.

KatyD

 
 mrssantaclaus
 
posted on March 26, 2001 07:35:53 PM new
No, I'm not trolling in that thread. I am just trying to keep it light - we all need some fluff every now and then. AND, someone did think I WAS a troll.

If anyone does not believe the scary post, I will provide you with my brother's email. He is the little girl's father. Ask him.

I try to find a lighter side to things as often as I can. In the high stress life I lead laughter helps keep it all in check.

Geez, I wish I was making that up .....

Funny thing is when I posted this thread originally I kept thinking of the little troll dolls my daughter had - she had one with a little pink tutu and stuffed boobs on the outfit. I think they were called Norfin Trolls. Remember them?

My elf comment is because I am 5'4" and very Irish ... and then there is the MrsSantaClaus name .....



 
 bluesgirl
 
posted on March 27, 2001 09:06:44 AM new

I love these guys!
[ edited by bluesgirl on Mar 27, 2001 09:13 AM ]
 
 Muriel
 
posted on March 27, 2001 09:25:39 AM new
Here is some "fluff" for your thread.

There's a little old Christian lady living next door to an atheist. Every morning the lady comes out onto her front porch and shouts "Praise the Lord!". The atheist yells back, "There is no God."

She does this every morning with the same result. As time goes on the lady runs into financial difficulties and has trouble buying
food. She goes out onto the porch and asks God for help with groceries, then says "Praise the Lord."

The next morning she goes out onto the porch and there's the groceries she's asked for, of course she says "Praise the Lord." The atheist jumps out from behind a bush and says, "Ha, I bought those groceries -- there is no God." The lady looks at him
and smiles, she shouts "Praise the Lord, not only did you provide for me Lord, you
made Satan pay for the groceries!!"



 
 Muriel
 
posted on March 27, 2001 09:29:05 AM new
And one more piece of fluff before I go back to work.


You know you are getting "MARVELOUSLY MATURE" WHEN.............

1. You and your teeth don't sleep together.

2. Your try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you
aren't wearing any.

3. At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're not eating
cereal.

4. Your back goes out but you stay home.

5. When you wake up looking like your driver's license picture.

6. It takes two tries to get up from the couch.

7. When your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.

8. When happy hour is a nap.

9. When you're on vacation and your energy runs out before your money does.

10. When you say something to your kids that your mother said to you and you
always hated it.

11. When all you want for your birthday is to not be reminded of your age.

12. When you step off a curb and look down one more time to make sure the
street is still there.

13. Your idea of weight lifting is standing up.

14. It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.

15. Your memory is shorter and your complaining lasts longer.

16. Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr.

17. You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.

18. The pharmacist has become your new best friend.

19. Getting "lucky" means you found your car in the parking lot.

20. The twinkle in your eye is merely a reflection from the sun on your
bifocals.

21. It takes twice as long - to look half as good.

22. Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt - doesn't work.

23. You look for your glasses for half an hour and they were on your head
the whole time.

24. You sink your teeth into a steak - and they stay there.

25. You give up all your bad habits and still don't feel good.

26. You have more patience, but it is actually that you just don't care
anymore.

27. You finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.

28. You wonder how you could be over the hill when you don't even remember
being on top of it.




 
 gravid
 
posted on March 27, 2001 09:33:30 AM new
You can think I have no sense of humor but when people post troll threads I am not amused.
I have a brother-in-law who is the lowest of human forms and a big part of his personality is setting up false situations to try to upset everyone.
In an earlier era I would have had the pleasure long ago of putting a ball through his head at 20 paces.
If you want to present a hypothetical situation everyone can still comment on it.
Lying and presenting it as truth is simply hurtful and mean.
It is a game to prove to yourself how much smarter than all the people you fool.


 
 skylarraye
 
posted on March 27, 2001 10:03:21 AM new
Anyway,

I love that troll in the jeep picture. Haven't seen it for a while.

 
 Hepburn
 
posted on March 27, 2001 10:32:35 AM new
Mrssanta does not strike me as a troll. She is in the spotlight now, and is being viewed with suspicion because someone at another thread put that same suspicion forth for all to think on.

For what its worth, I dont think she meant for anyone to take her thread as trolling and with this one, she attempted to laugh off those suspicions, but it backfired in a way she didnt expect.

My condolences. Join the crowd, because many have been in your shoes before. It aint pretty.

 
 mrssantaclaus
 
posted on March 27, 2001 11:27:58 AM new
Sorry, Gravid, now that I know what "trolling" is ... I can see why you would be so upset. No, I am not trolling and that is definately something I would not do. That is just mean. Around here we call that third level thinking. I too, have a brother in law kinda like that - only worse. He will actually set up situations to cause trouble just to see how people react. Nice, huh?

I was just trying to inject a little bit of humor in a bad situation. Unfortunately it was not seen that way.

BUT in the time I have spent here I find my favorite threads are always the "fluff" ones so I thought it would be nice ....

Backfire again ....

On a lighter side - I LOVE the pic of the Norfin Trolls. They are adorable! I just might have to go home and dig them out.

Have a wonderful week!

BECKY

 
 Hepburn
 
posted on March 27, 2001 11:32:12 AM new
There is nothing wrong with Fluff. Must have that to counter the Serious.

 
 zilvy
 
posted on March 27, 2001 12:04:14 PM new
Fluff is also great for counteracting, baldness, lint free environments and seriousness!! Plus just like cream it floats to the top!!!

 
 Al
 
posted on March 27, 2001 02:00:15 PM new
edited for dead link
[ edited by Al on Mar 27, 2001 02:09 PM ]
 
 SilkMoth
 
posted on March 27, 2001 02:49:01 PM new
Seeing the Trollmobile reminded me of Tom in New Jersey. He hasn't been around in quite a while.

The Trollmobile was a pic he took of his daughter's troll collection and her Barbie Jeep.

I don't recall his AW nickname, but I will never forget his sig line:

"Tom in NJ
I won't rest until all the junk in America has a good home"


--------
SilkMoth only on the message boards
 
 gravid
 
posted on March 27, 2001 03:04:28 PM new
actually I did not thinlk you were trolling Claus - just talking about those who do.

You seem OK there - as most of the posters are even the very opinionated ones. I don't mind hearing the other side.

 
 bluesgirl
 
posted on March 27, 2001 03:16:29 PM new
Seeing the Trollmobile reminded me of Tom in New Jersey. He hasn't been around in quite a while. The Trollmobile was a pic he took of his daughter's troll collection and her Barbie Jeep. I don't recall his AW nickname, but I will never forget his sig line: "Tom in NJ..I won't rest until all the junk in America has a good home"

So that's who I borrowed this from. I remember at the time, I think it was in one of Jerry 12 or Probater's threads, seeing it and was so in love with it I had to make a copy. I, too, remember Tom's sig line. Thanks for the trolls!




 
 margot
 
posted on March 27, 2001 03:21:17 PM new
SilkMoth I think that was ModelCitizen...I liked his posts

 
 
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