posted on May 31, 2001 06:13:43 PM new
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.
"Lord, I have a problem!"
"What's the problem, Eve?"
"Lord, I know you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals and that hilarious
comedic snake, but I'm just not happy."
"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.
"I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."
"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."
"What's a man Lord?"
"A flawed creature with many bad traits, He'll lie, cheat, and be vainglorious; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be
bigger and faster, and will like to hunt and kill things. He'll be witless and revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He looks silly when he is aroused, but since you've been complaining, I'll create him in such a way that he
will satisfy your physical needs. He won't be too smart, so he'll need your advice to
think properly."
"Sounds great" says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow. "so, what's the catch?"
"Well,.....you can have him on one condition."
"What's that, Lord?"
"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self
admiring.....So you'll have to let him believe that I made him first. Just remember, it's our little secret..........You know, woman to woman."
posted on June 1, 2001 01:21:35 AM new
"What's a man Lord?"
"A flawed creature with many bad traits, He'll lie, cheat, and be vainglorious; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger and faster, and will like to hunt and kill things. He'll be witless and revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He looks silly when he is aroused, but since you've been complaining, I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He won't be too smart, so he'll need your advice to think properly." Oh lord ain't that the truth.
