posted on June 10, 2001 10:04:51 AM new
What's the difference between a southern
zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the
animal on the front of the cage,
along with a recipe.
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What's the difference between a northern
fairy tale and a southern fairy tale?
A northern fairy tale begins "Once upon a
time..." A southern fairy tale begins "y'all ain't gonna
believe this s***..."
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What would you call it when an Italian has
one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.
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What does it mean when the flag at the Post
Office is flying at half-mast?
