posted on April 25, 2002 10:40:50 PM new
Streets full of people, all alone
Rows full of houses, never home
Church full of singing, out of tune
Everyone's gone to the moon
Eyes full of sorrow, never wet
Hands full of money, all in debt
Sun disappears in the middle of June
Everyone's gone to the moon
Long time ago, life had begun
Everyone went to the Sun
Hearts full of motors, painted green
Mouths full of chocolate-covered cream
Hands that can only lift a spoon
Everyone's gone to the moon
Everyone's gone to the moon
Everyone's gone to the moon........
posted on April 25, 2002 10:50:27 PM new
YOU KNOW I DO REALLY BELIEVE E BAY WAS READING ALL OF THAT OTHER THREAD AND THEY HAVE LOCKED THE SIZE OF THE PRINT IN MY AUCTIONS TO WHAT THEY WANT IT TO BE. I AM SLOWLY GETTING USE TO IT. I LIKE IT. "BIG" PRINT. I HAVE TURNED MY COMPUTER ON AND OFF AT LEAST 30 TIMES AND E BAY COMES RIGHT BACK THE SAME SIZE LETTERS. THANKS E BAY. HEY! THEY DO LISTEN. THANKS. JACK.
OH SHOOT THIS REALY IS E BAY RELATED AND I PUT THIS COMMENT IN THE WRONG FORUM!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! NO PLEASE,,,,,,,,,,I BEG OF YOU,,,,,,,,,,NOT THE LOCK ,,,,,PLEASE....
[ edited by JACKSWEBB on Apr 25, 2002 10:52 PM ]
posted on April 25, 2002 11:05:25 PM new
WELL THEN THIS IS E BAY RELATED. KIARA,,,,GO UP THERE AND START A THREAD ABOUT THE BIG LEETERS BECAUSE THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL I AM EVER GOING TO BE THE ORIGINATOR OF ANYTHING UP THERE AGAIN. HAHAHHAHA.
[ edited by JACKSWEBB on Apr 25, 2002 11:06 PM ]
posted on April 26, 2002 06:56:35 AM new
SLOUCHING TOWARD A LOW PLATEAU!!!!!!!!!!! GET YOURSELF A LIMBO GIRL,,,,,GIVE THAT CHIC A LIMBO WHIRL!!!! THERE'S A LIMBO MOON ABOVE,,,,,YOU WILL FALL IN LIMBO LOVE HAHAHA!!!,,,JACK BE NIMBO JACK BE QUICK. JACK GO UNDA LIMBO STICK. ALL AROUND THE LIMBO CLOCK,,,,,,,,,,HEY, LET'S DO THE LIMBO ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JUST HOW LOooooooooW CAN WE GO????????HAHAHA!!!!!!!!
posted on April 26, 2002 07:05:50 AM new
AAAAAAAAAAAAA???????????? IT IS 7 A.M. WHAT COUNTRY COULD YOU POSSIBLY BE IN TO BE THAT HAPPY?????????? AT THIS TIME. HAHAHHAH. UGH, I JUST GOT MY FIRST SIP OF COFFEE. HAVE A GREAT DAY.
posted on April 26, 2002 07:25:12 AM new
<<<<<<JACK'S QUOTE>>>>
"AAAAAAAAAAAAA???????????? IT IS 7 A.M. WHAT COUNTRY COULD YOU POSSIBLY BE IN TO BE THAT HAPPY?????????? AT THIS TIME. HAHAHHAH. UGH, I JUST GOT MY FIRST SIP OF COFFEE. HAVE A GREAT DAY."
<<<<<<
No need to observe time zones when you are happy, Jack. I WAS JUST TRYING TO JAZZ UP THE MOON/JUNE THREAD.
GO BACK TO BED!!!AND COVER YOUR HEAD AND DON'T GET UP UNTIL TOMORROW!!! HAHAHA!!!!
[ edited by Helenjw on Apr 26, 2002 07:26 AM ]
[ edited by Helenjw on Apr 26, 2002 07:37 AM ]
posted on April 26, 2002 09:28:33 AM new
Jack, I may have found a solution to the big print. When you are on your ebay page, click "view" at the top of your screen. Then click "text size". Set it to the size you normally use. Hope that works.
posted on April 26, 2002 09:52:32 AM new
I checked with my friend and he set his font at medium size to get the auction page to fit on his screen but now he says the font turns so small he can't read it. He says this is only happening on the ebay site and no others. He has been selling for a few years and he knows what he's doing.
Yet, when I view his auctions they look fine to me. Very strange.
posted on April 26, 2002 10:04:31 AM new
WELL,,,,,,,,,I GUESS I AIN'T GONNA TRY THAT TRICK THEN. APPEARS TO ME THAT "SOMEONE" WITH MORE FINESS THAN I.......SHOULD PERHAPS ASK E BAY IF THEY KNOW OF THIS PROBLEM. THEY KNOW ME PRETTY WELL AT E BAY. IT IS NEVER A PRETTY SIGHT. THEY ALL SCRAMMBLE WHEN THEY GET MY MESSAGES. AFTER ALL I WHY WOULD I BOTHER TO SAY HELLO IF I WAS A HAPPY CAMPER???? HAHAHHA.
OH! I WAS JUST HANDED A MAJOR NEWSPAPER ARTICLE. LATER TODAY WHEN I GET ,IN THE MOOD. I WILL ADD IT HERE. CLUE,,,,,,,I WON'T HAVE TO SHIFT EITHER,,,,,,,,,AND THAT IS EXACTLY THE WAY THE COLUMINST WRITES IT. HAHAHAHHA. ALL THE WAY DOWN THE LEFT SIDE OF THE PAGE. I AM GONNA READ IT RIGHT NOW MY SELF. HAHAHAHHA.
posted on April 26, 2002 10:17:24 AM new
OH MY GOD!!!!! THIS GUY ACTUALLY GETS "PAID" FOR HIS RAMBLING AND ALL IN "CAPS" TO BOOT!!!!!!!! WHAT IN THE HELL AM I DOING HERE GETTING........ O.K. I AM GONNA CHANGE THE WORDING, DUMPED ON BY EVERYONE FOR RAMBLING AND TYPING IN "ALL" CAPS FOR. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH. JEFF KRAMER IS HIS NAME. THERE IS ALSO HIS PICTURE. HE LOOKS LIKE HE BELONGS IN THE NUT HOUSE. HAHAHAHHA. BOTTOM LINE OF HIS STORY,,,,,,I WAS GONNA WRITE IT AND THEN I READ IT. HAHAHHAHA, NO WAY!!!!!!!! BUT HANK IN COSTA SAID ,,,,,,,,,,,,,"KEEP IT UP, THAT WAY I DON'T NEED NO DARN MAGNIFYING GLASS TO READ IT". HAHAHAHAHAH.
FROM THE ORANGE COUNTY REGISTER. ACCENT PAGE. FRIDAY, APRIL 26, 2002.
HAHAHAHHAHAHHA, AND THE BEAT GOES ON,,,,,,,,AND THE BEAT GOES ON...........
[ edited by JACKSWEBB on Apr 26, 2002 11:09 AM ]
posted on April 26, 2002 10:18:49 AM new
IT'S FRIDAY!!!
Johnny is a joker (he's a bird)
A very funny joker (he's a bird)
But when he jokes my honey (he's a dog)
His jokin' ain't so funny (what a dog)
Johnny is a joker that's a'tryin' to steal my baby (he's a bird dog)
Hey, bird dog get away from my quail
Hey, bird dog you're on the wrong trail
Bird dog you better leave my lovey-dove alone
Hey, bird dog get away from my chick
Hey, bird dog you better get away quick
Bird dog you better find a chicken little of your own
Johnny sings a love song (like a bird)
He sings the sweetest love song (ya ever heard)
But when he sings to my gal (what a howl)
To me he's just a wolf dog (on the prowl)
Johnny wants to fly away and puppy-love my baby (he's a bird dog)
Hey, bird dog get away from my quail
Hey, bird dog you're on the wrong trail
Bird dog you better leave my lovey-dove alone
Hey, bird dog get away from my chick
Hey, bird dog you better get away quick
Bird dog you better find a chicken little of your own
Johnny kissed the teacher (he's a bird)
He tiptoed up to reach her (he's a bird)
Well he's the teacher's pet now (he's a dog)
What he wants he can get now (what a dog)
He even made the teacher let him sit next to my baby (he's a bird dog)
Hey, bird dog get away from my quail
Hey, bird dog you're on the wrong trail
Bird dog you better leave my lovey-dove alone
Hey, bird dog get away from my chick
Hey, bird dog you better get away quick
Bird dog you better find a chicken little of your own
posted on April 26, 2002 10:25:32 AM new
I was tired of my lady, we'd been together too long.
Like a worn-out recording, of a favorite song.
So while she lay there sleeping, I read the paper in bed.
And in the personals column, there was this letter I read:
"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
I'm the lady you've looked for, write to me, and escape."
I didn't think about my lady, I know that sounds kind of mean.
But me and my old lady, had fallen into the same old dull routine.
So I wrote to the paper, took out a personal ad.
And though I'm nobody's poet, I thought it wasn't half-bad.
"Yes, I like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne.
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon, and cut through all this red tape.
At a bar called O'Malley's, where we'll plan our escape."
So I waited with high hopes, then she walked in the place.
I knew her smile in an instant, I knew the curve of her face.
It was my own lovely lady, and she said, "Oh, it's you."
And we laughed for a moment, and I said, "I never knew"..
"That you liked Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
And the feel of the ocean, and the taste of champagne.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
You're the love that I've looked for, come with me, and escape."
"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
You're the love that I've looked for, come with me, and escape."
posted on April 26, 2002 10:42:14 AM new
Thanks for the happy thoughts, clarksville. I have a yard full of trees so can't plant anymore. Not sure about hugging any either as the neighbors may see me.
Sorry Jack, my friend is reluctant to report his problem about the huge auctions to ebay as he did a bit of a no-no the other night and then decided against it so now he is keeping a very low profile until it all just goes away. BTW, he uses lots of CAPS and has some bad spelling but he makes lots of money.
posted on April 26, 2002 10:49:56 AM new
KIARA, YA JUST GOTTA GO UP THE PAGE AND SEE THE NEWSPAPER ARTICLE STORY. JACK. HMMMMM, BUT THEN AGAIN MAYBE YOU DID AND ARE JUST IGNORING IT,,,,,,,,,,,,,OH WELL...........THE..........BEAT GOES ON. NEVER KNOW WHAT PEOPLE MAY HAVE THOUGHT. HAHAHAHHAHA.
[ edited by JACKSWEBB on Apr 26, 2002 10:51 AM ]
[ edited by JACKSWEBB on Apr 26, 2002 10:56 AM ]
posted on April 26, 2002 11:00:53 AM new
THIS IS NUTS!!!!! THE PRINT WENT DOWN. I WAS SAD. THEN,,,,,,,,,,,,,,IT CAME BACK UP! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAAHAH.
posted on April 26, 2002 12:11:04 PM new
I forgot to mention that I did see the JEFF KRAMER article before leaving for work. I think you missed your calling Jack, because your writing is much funnier.
posted on April 26, 2002 02:02:05 PM new
SORRY, YER RIGHT, THEY ARE HAPPY. ITCHY TRIGGER FINGER I GUESS. IT WAS FUN FER A WHILE THO'. O.K. SOFTER APPROACH,,,,,,,,,IT'S THE SQUIRT GUN GALLERY!!!!!
[ edited by JACKSWEBB on Apr 26, 2002 02:56 PM ]
[ edited by JACKSWEBB on Apr 26, 2002 04:46 PM ]
We need some MOVEMENT in here!! TODAY IS FRIDAY!!!!
O.K. SOFTER APPROACH,,,,,,,,,IT'S THE SQUIRT GUN GALLERY!!!!!