posted on May 4, 2002 06:38:52 PM new
TEACH YOUR CHILDREN
Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young
by Graham Nash
You who are on the road
Must have a code that you can live by
And so become yourself
Because the past is just a good bye.
Teach your children well,
Their father's hell did slowly go by,
And feed them on your dreams
The one they picks, the one you'll know by.
Don't you ever ask them why, if they told you, you will cry,
So just look at them and sigh and know they love you.
And you, of tender years,
Can't know the fears that your elders grew by,
And so please help them with your youth,
They seek the truth before they can die.
Teach your parents well,
Their children's hell will slowly go by,
And feed them on your dreams
The one they picks, the one you'll know by.
Don't you ever ask them why, if they told you, you will cry,
So just look at them and sigh and know they love you.
posted on May 4, 2002 06:53:49 PM new
Cracklin' Rosie
Neil Diamond
Cracklin' Rosie, get on board
We're gonna ride till there ain't no more to go
Taking it slow
Lord, don't you know
Have me a time with a poor man's lady
Hitchin' on a twilight train
Ain't nothing there that I care to take along
Maybe a song
To sing when I want
Don't need to say please to no man for a happy tune
Oh, I love my Rosie child
She got the way to make me happy
You and me, we go in style
Cracklin' Rosie you're a store-bought woman
You make me sing like a guitar hummin'
So hang on to me, girl
Our song keeps runnin' on
Play it now
Play it now
Play it now, my baby
Cracklin' Rosie, make me a smile
God if it lasts for an hour, that's all right
We got all night
To set the world right
Find us a dream that don't asks no questions, yeah
Oh, I love my Rosie child
You got the way to make me happy
You and me, we go in style
Cracklin' Rosie, you're a store-bought woman
You make me sing like a guitar hummin'
So hang on to me, girl
Our song keeps runnin' on
Play it now
Play it now
Play it now, my baby
Cracklin' Rosie, make me a smile
God if it lasts for an hour, that's all right
We got all night
To set the world right
Find us a dream that don't asks no questions, yeah
posted on May 4, 2002 06:59:15 PM new
LADIES AND GENTLMEN,,,,,,,,,IT'S THE DICK CLARK, BATTLE OF THE BANDS,,,,,,,,,, S A T U R D A Y N I H G T LIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!! ALL HITS REVIEW.......HAHAHAHHAHAH. WHO WILL WALK AWAY WITH THE GOLDEN ACADEMY ZURCONI STUDDED, MARBLE BASED, STAINLESS STEEL SCREWED, 24K SOLID GOLD THROPHY????????? LET THE LURKERS DECIDE. LURKERS,,,,,,PLACE YOUR VOTES. AND,,,,,,,,,,IF YA CAN DO IT,,,,,,,,,JUMP IN AND ,,,,,,,,,,S I N G !
TAKE A LITTLE PEACE O' MY HEART NOW BABY,,,,,,YOU KNOW YOU GOT IT,,,,,,IF IT MAKES YA FEEL GOOUUUUUUUUD. YA KNOW , YA KNOW , YA KNOW. HAHHAHAHA, I KNOW THIS MUCH,,,,,,,,I AIN'T GETTIN' NO TROPHY. HEY!!!!!! NAH,,,,,,,,SING IT OUT CHILDREN,,,,ALL GODS CHILDREN,,,,,SING IT OUT. BST,,,,,,,,,,HEAR THE TRUMPETS?????? I DO. I'M JUSTA REQUESTER,,,,,THEY ARE THE BESTERS. HEY!!!!!! NAH,,,,,,,,SING ON! WE LIKE IT, WE LIKE IT. I LIKE IT, I LIKE IT, YES I DO,,,,,,,,,,COME ON EVER BODY,,,,,,NO ONES GONNA SEE YA BUT WE HEAR YA,,,,,,,YES WE DO. WOULD YA BELIEVE IN A LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT, YA KNOW IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME, SOMETHIN ABOUT SINGIN' OFF KEY. THAT'S ME.
posted on May 4, 2002 07:10:23 PM new
Piece of My Heart
Janis Joplin
Oh, come on, come on, come on, come on!
Didn’t I make you feel like you were the only man —yeah!
Didn’t I give you nearly everything that a woman possibly can ?
Honey, you know I did!
And each time I tell myself that I, well I think I’ve had enough,
But I’m gonna show you, baby, that a woman can be tough.
I want you to come on, come on, come on, come on and take it,
Take it!
Take another little piece of my heart now, baby!
Oh, oh, break it!
Break another little bit of my heart now, darling, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, oh, have a!
Have another little piece of my heart now, baby,
You know you got it if it makes you feel good,
Oh, yes indeed.
You’re out on the streets looking good,
And baby deep down in your heart I guess you know that it ain’t right,
Never, never, never, never, never, never hear me when I cry at night,
Babe, I cry all the time!
And each time I tell myself that I, well I can’t stand the pain,
But when you hold me in your arms, I’ll sing it once again.
I’ll say come on, come on, come on, come on and take it!
Take it!
Take another little piece of my heart now, baby.
Oh, oh, break it!
Break another little bit of my heart now, darling, yeah,
Oh, oh, have a!
Have another little piece of my heart now, baby,
You know you got it, child, if it makes you feel good.
I need you to come on, come on, come on, come on and take it,
Take it!
Take another little piece of my heart now, baby!
oh, oh, break it!
Break another little bit of my heart, now darling, yeah, c’mon now.
oh, oh, have a
Have another little piece of my heart now, baby.
You know you got it —whoahhhhh!!
posted on May 4, 2002 07:32:43 PM new
RED, RED WINE
UB40
Red, red wine goes to my head,
Makes me forget that I still need her so
Red, red wine, it's up to you
All I can do I've done
Memories won't go, memories won't go
Life is fine every time,
Thoughts of you leave my head
I was wrong, now I find
Just one thing makes me forget
Red, red wine, stay close to me
Don't let me be alone
It's tearing apart my blue heart
Red red wine, you make me feel so fine,
You keep me rockin' all of the time
Red red wine, you make me feel so grand,
I feel a million dollar when you're just in my hand
Red red wine, you make me feel so sad,
Any time I see you go, it make me feel bad
Red red wine, you make me feel so fine,
Hold on to you 'cause I know you love truth
Red red wine, I'm gonna love you till I die,
Love you till I die, and that's no lie
Red red wine, can't get your off my mind
posted on May 4, 2002 07:46:58 PM new
KIARA,,,,YOU NUT,,,,,,,,YOU HAVE NO COMPETITION.........HAHAHAHHA. PLUS,,,,,,,,,,THE REST OF E'M HAVE A REAL,,,,,,,,,,,,,,FLESH LIFE. HAHAHAHHAHA. AFTER ALL IT IIIIIIIIIIIIS, SATURDAY NIGHT. DON'T SPILL ALL YER MARBLES IN ONE SITTING. YOU ARE THE GREATEST THAT IS FER SURE. I AM APPLAUDING AND DOING A BRAVO, BRAVO! O.K.,,,,,,,THEY DROPPED THE CURTAIN. THE CROWD IS CRAZY. I GUESS,,,,,,,,,,,SOMEONE HAS TO,,,,,,,,,,,,,,UNPLUG YA,,,,,,,IF YER IN THE MOOD (AND THAT WOULD BE A GREAT ONE) STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHHAHA. DO WHATEVER YOU FEEL, FEELS GOOD. SING ALL NIGHT IF IT FEELS RIGHT. BUT YOU NEED,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,YOU ARE WHAT YOU NEED. WHO AM I, NUTHIN',,,,,,,,NUTHIN' AT AAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. MATTER OF FACT,,,,,,,,I AM GONNA PUT HIM ON RIGHT NOW BUT EVEN ME,,,,,,,,IS PLUM TARED........JACK.
posted on May 4, 2002 07:53:53 PM new
CONVERSE IS STILL AN OPTION. YOU MUST BE BREATHLESS. THE BEST. BRAVO!!!!!!!!! BRAVO!!!!!!!!! CLAP, CAP , CAP CAP,
posted on May 4, 2002 07:58:35 PM new
Okay, I have a question for you. Why are you wandering around in the early morning hours editing stuff? You're supposed to write it and just leave it, you know.
posted on May 4, 2002 08:19:50 PM new
HAHHAHAHHAHA, YOU,,,,,,,,,,,,ARE THE ONE WHO TAUGHT ME EDIT...............HAHAHAHAHA. BECAUSE I CAN YOU SAID. I SAID,,,,,,WELL IF SHE CAN,,,,,,,,,SO CAN I. HAHHAHAHA. HEY,,,,,,,I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO GET,,,,,,,,,,,,,BUSY. G'NIGHT YA NUT. THANKS FER THE SHOW. FRANK IS ON AND I AM BEAT. AS YOU CAN SEE FROM THE EARLY A.M. POSTS. AH!!!!!!! BUT A.M. BACK IN THE SADDLE. ,,JACK...
[ edited by JACKSWEBB on May 4, 2002 08:36 PM ]
posted on May 4, 2002 08:56:00 PM new
HEYYYYYYYYYYYYY,,,,,,,,,WHAT HAPPENED? NO RESPONSE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I AM SITTIN' HERE TWIDDLIN' MY THUMBS,,,,,,,,,,,WAITIN',,,,,,,,,,,,,FER NOT??????????? G'NIGHT.ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. JACKO............
posted on May 5, 2002 08:47:09 PM new
HAPPY!!!!!!!!!CINCO DE MAYO!!!!!!!!! YEAH!!!! ANOTHER GREAT EXCUSE FOR ANOTHER CERVEZA. HAHAHAHHAHA. ONE GREAT DAY. SINGIN' DANCIN' AN JUST GETTIN' CRAZY. ALL THE FOLKS WERE SMILIN'. TODAY, I HAD WHITE TENNIS SHOES WITH BIG RED SHOE LACES, SPACE ROCKET SUNGLASSES, (BIG AND DARK) SHORTS, LIKE ALWAYS,,,,,DARK BLUE T SHIRT, A GREAT ALL SILK STRIPED BLUE ITALIAN TIE. nOTHIN' CHEAP ABOUT ME, HAHAHAA) SOMEONE THREW A,,,,,,,BIG RED CAPE MY DIRECTION AND YELLED OUT,,,HEY JACK, PUT IT ON,,,,,I DID. A HALLOWEEN BLACK WITCHES POINTED HAT AND A BIG BLACK UMBRELLA,,,,,,,,,WHO WAS I NO LESS THAN ,,,,,,,,,,,THE DUKE,DUKE,DUKE........DUKE OF EARL. JUST SINGIN' AND DANCIN' IN THE SUN. AH! I ALMOST FORGOT THE GUITAR TOO. (FOUND IT LYING IN THE PILE.) HAHAHHAHA. FLAMBOYANT WOULD BE AN UNDERSTATEMENT. HAHAHHAHAH. MY KIND OF JUNK,,,,,,,MY KIND OF JUNK,,,,,,(MY KIND OF TOWN)( WE SOLD A TON OF IT TOO. HAHAHAHH) YA GOTTA GET E'M IN IFFIN' YA WANNA SELL IT..............I AM BEAT, C-YA AFTER I RECOUP. JACK. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO. HOLD THE MAYO,,,,,,,,NO PICKLE NEITHER. I LOVE ICE COLD PICKLES. HAHAAHHAAH. JACK. BUURP. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
posted on May 5, 2002 09:43:38 PM new
HAHAHAHAHHAHA, I WARNED EVERYONE I KNOW IN ADVANCE,,,,,JUST YELL OUT,,,,,,,,,HELLO, JACK. HAHAHAHHAHA. FUNNY WHEN FOLKS DO,,,,,, MY COME BACK IS USUALLY,,,,,,DON'T YELL THAT AT LAX. HAPPY, HAPPY. JACK.
E BAY RELATED,,,,,,,I FOUND ANOTHER THINGA MAJIG,,,,,,SAME AS THE ONE I SOLD LAST WEEK,,,,I JUST E MAILED THE NEXT HIGH BIDDER,,,HIS E MAILS KEEP COMING BACK......THIS PARTICULAR THINGAMAJIG WAS $465.00. WHAT TO YOU THINKS IS THE PROBLEM. IT WORKED DURING THE AUCTION. CAUSE I WANTED TO MAKE SURE THIS BIDDER WAS FOR REAL. HE LOST. BUT NOW HE'S A WINNER IF I CAN GET AHOLD OF HIM/HER.
Maybe his server is just down or something? Or maybe when he lost out on your item he got so disappointed he left ebay for good?
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"Edited because I can" is so simple. No explanations needed. Besides, sometimes it's just fun to sneak in late at night and edit stuff, like right now.
When you edit, the thread doesn't go to the top so no one knows. No thread police walking the corridors so I can jump around a bit and no one says "Gotcha!".
posted on May 6, 2002 07:53:29 AM new
1978???????????? WHAAAAAAAA,,,,,,,,,HAHAHHA, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE. WELL I WENT TO THE PERSONAL OFFER AND THE SAME THING,,,,,,IT CAME RIGHT BACK UNDELIVERED........YOU DON'T THINK,,,,,,,,,,NAH, HARRYKIARA. HAHAHAHHA. OH WELL,,,,,,,,NOW I KNOW WHAT I AM GONNA SET THE RESERVE ON THIS BABY AT.
OH! I GOT IT,,,,[EDITED BY JACKSWEBB. JAN 14, 1969] GOTCHA. HAHAHAHAHA.
[ edited by JACKSWEBB on May 6, 2002 07:56 AM ]
posted on May 6, 2002 08:33:00 AM new
I am still smiling about your colorful costume yesterday, Jack.
Time travel would be fun late at night. Go back to 1978 or 1969 and pick up some hot selling goodies for ebay. In return we could drop off some useless beanie babies or some Ginsu knives, right?
You mentioned that you and your friend sell Barbies sometimes. Have a look at this one.
posted on May 6, 2002 09:36:56 AM new
LIKE THE NUT IN THE MOVIE SAID,,,,,,,I AM SANE! I AM SANE! HAHAHHAAHA, HAHAHAHAHA, HAHAHAHHAHAH, AHAHAHHAHA.
DO YOU REALLY THINK I AM GOONA PAY FOR HIS CRAP. HAHAHAHAHHAHA. HAHAHAHAHAHA.
I KNEW DAY ONE WHEN I GOT ON E BAY, THE STORIES YOU TELL ARE REALLY WHAT SELLS WHAT ANYBODY SELLS. I MUST SAY I HAVE NEVER GONE THAT FAR OVERBOARD.
WELL,,,,,,,,THEN AGAIN. REMEMBER THE MANEQUINN TARGETS? NOT THE PICTURES. BUT AS THE AUCTION PROGRESSED THE STORY CONTINUED RIGHT UP TO ,OPEN FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT WAS MORE AND MORE EVERYDAY AND THEN THE LAST DAY,,,,,,,, EVERY MOVEMENT. 1/2 HOUR INTERVALS. THE HITS KEPT COMING AND COMING. LURKERS. FREINDS TELLING FRIENDS LOOK AT THIS NUTS AUCTIONS. HAHAHAHHHA.
IF I REMEMBER SOMETHING LIKE 800 IN THAT WEEK. YUP. CRAZY BUT,,,,,,,,I WOULD NEVER PAY $200.00 FOR THAT PIECE OF CRAP. HAHAHAHHAHAHAH. MONEY TO BURN AND FUN TO BE HAD.
THANKS FER TURNIN' ME ON TO THAT AUCTION. I COULD READ THE WHOLE DAY THERE ALONE.
THE WORK OUT PICTURES ARE THE BEST!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA. THOUGHT ABOUT,,,,,,,,,SOMETHING,,,,,WELL SIMILAR,,,,,,HAHAHHAHA. MY BARBIES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME. HAHAHAHAHAHA.
(MOMENT OF SILENCE,,,,,,,,,,,, SHE DID AS MOST KNOW, PASS AWAY).
