posted on May 6, 2002 11:23:34 PM new
Make sure you go back to the Happy thread tomorrow. You'll do just fine there. In fact you should also jump into the ebay outlook more often.
posted on May 7, 2002 08:43:40 AM new
Spinning Wheel
Blood, Sweat & Tears
(D. Clayton-Thomas)
What goes up must come down
Spinnin' wheel got to go 'round
Talkin' 'bout your troubles it's a cryin' sin
Ride a painted pony let the spinnin' wheel spin
Did you find the directing sign on the
Straight and narrow highway
Would you mind a reflecting sign
Just let it shine within your mind
And show you the colors that are real
Someone is waiting just for you
Spinnin' wheel, spinnin' true
Drop all your troubles by the riverside
Catch a painted pony on the spinning wheel ride
Ride a painted pony let the spinning wheel fly
posted on May 7, 2002 10:59:47 AM new
HERE'S AN OLDIE BUT GOODIE! BRINGS BACK MEMORIES...........
MASTER JACK
Four Jacks and A Jill
It's a strange, strange world we live in, Master Jack
You taught me all I know and I'll never look back
It's a very strange world and I thank you, Master Jack
You took a colored ribbon from out of the sky
And taught me how to use it as the years went by
To tie up all your problems and make them look neat
And then to sell them to the people in the street
It's a strange, strange world we live in, Master Jack
You taught me all I know and I'll never look back
It's a very strange world and I thank you, Master Jack
I saw right through the way you started teaching me now
So some day soon you could get to use me somehow
I thank you very much and though you've been very kind
But I'd better move along before you change my mind
It's a strange, strange world we live in, Master Jack
You know how I feel as if I'll never come back
It's a very strange world and I thank you, Master Jack
You taught me all the things the way you'd like them to be
But I'd like to see if other people agree
It's all very interesting the way you disguise
But I'd like to see the world through my own eyes
It's a strange, strange world we live in, Master Jack
No hard feelings if I never come back
You're a very strange man and I thank you, Master Jack
You're a very strange man and I thank you, Master Jack
You're a very strange man and I thank you, Master Jack
Words and Music by Spiro D. Markantonatos (Dave Marks)
posted on May 7, 2002 05:38:01 PM new
TRAI.... oH MY oh my oh>>>>my
THANKS i CAN'T TYPE LAUGHING TO HARD!!!!
I wondered what my new screen saver should be now I know!!!!!
YELLOWSTONE - yeap that was me.... crashed and then my hair started flameing because my brain exploded!!!
posted on May 7, 2002 05:52:55 PM new
WELL I WOKE UP THIS MORNIN',,,,,,,,YOU WERE ON MY MIND,,,,,,,,,AND YOU WERE ON MY MIND,,,,,,,,,,THAT'S WHEN I SAID,,,,,,ENOUGH! I HAVE TO LIST! I CAN'T KEEP SEEING THESE E MAILS COME IN. SO.......................I, SORRY, I TURNED OFF THE EMAIL ASPECT.............THINKING,,,,,,,,,,,I'LL JUST CHECK IN LATER IN THE DAY........IT WORKED AND I WORKED BUT!!!!!!!!!!! NOW I SEE WHEN YOU GUYS EDIT!!! I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU,,,,,,,,,,, REALLY,,,,,,,,,,,,,,SAID ABOUT ME!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHHAAHA.
ONWARD!!!!!!!! AND FORWARD!!!!!!HO!
CLARKSVILLE, INTERESTING SONG,,,,,,,,,,I LOKE IT, I LOKE IT.( I LOKE IT, THAT'S MY DOWN UNDAH ACCENT MATE)WHAT'S ON THE BAH BE MATE? NOT BARBIE,NO!!!!!! COURSE,,,,,,,,YOU KNOW I WOULD. HAHAHAHHA.
[ edited by JACKSWEBB on May 7, 2002 05:58 PM ]
posted on May 7, 2002 08:16:14 PM new
this is the best I have tonight since the dang computer keeps crashing and losing all the dirty jokes, guess there at the laundry mat.
Kiara, ken is long gone now!!!!!
Hi everyone;
On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of
> nowhere, the following people are suddenly stranded by, as you
> might expect, a shipwreck:
>
> 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
> 2 French men and 1 French woman
> 2 German men and 1 German woman
> 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
> 2 English men and 1 English woman
> 2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
> 2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman
> 2 Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman
> 2 American men and 1 American woman
> 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
>
> One month later on these same absolutely stunning deserted
> islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things have
> occurred:
>
> One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian
> woman.
>
> The two French men and the French woman are living happily
> together in a menage-a-trois.
>
> The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating
> visits with the German woman.
>
> The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek
> woman is cleaning and cooking for them.
>
> The two Bulgarian men took one long look at the endless ocean,
> and another long look at the Bulgarian woman, and started
> swimming.
>
> The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting
> instructions.
>
> The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy, a liquor store, a
> restaurant and a laundry, and have got the woman pregnant in
> order to supply employees for their stores.
>
> The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide
> because the American woman keeps endlessly complaining about her
> body; the true nature of feminism; how she can do everything they
> can do; the necessity of fulfillment; the equal division of
> household chores; how sand and palm trees make her look fat; how
> her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer
> than they do; how her relationship with her mother isn't
> improving and how it's too sunny and isn't raining enough.
>
> The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to
> the English woman.
>
> The two Irish men have divided the island into North and South
> and set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the
> picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few litres
> of coconut whisky. But they're satisfied because at least the
> English aren't having any fun.
>
posted on May 7, 2002 08:41:37 PM new
Well first of all don't want to work on the puter with the new screensaver...it's oh so interesting!!!
YELLOWSTONE- gosh would be great to have help, ok, new puter in Dec. Win xp and no problems until I added a scanner. Then 3 days later I can't close a thing see the screen, can't get to safe mode etc... not even with norton's so, I call tech support and use the system restore disk and start over. I proceed to download all my --it and add a USB hub to run everything, use the scanner about 7 pictures and it's all gone again!!!!
Now trying how to make a Ghost disk with Nortons having it write to CD rom can't figure out how to do it, it asks for a floppy... And haven't dared try the scanner again. It does not crash when scanning, in fact the first time no one was near the thing! Ran all the Norton's and keep it running it caught a worm the other day..
Gosh yellow, I just use it I don't fix them, I was thinking disposable computers are next!
But I can change the oil in my car!
THANKS SO MUCH
posted on May 7, 2002 09:08:35 PM new
didn't mean to scare everyone away, next question, hope you have ideas...
I found a couple of items I want to sell, I have the web sites but how do I get them to sell wholesale to me? I need the words, I have a business licesence (but can't spell it) I just don't know how to approach it??? Like hey I want to make a killing on e-bay so send me some ...
hEY JACK DO YOU THINK ASKING IN CAPS WOULD HELP????
THANKS GANG
posted on May 7, 2002 09:15:14 PM new
hair2dye4, Understand 1st of all that I am not a computer wiz or a guru, however all my family thinks otherwise. I have had problems with my computer crashing and I think I found the solution to my problems and maybe it might work for you also.
I am curently using windows 98 and I am pretty sure that winxp is similar. It sounds like your computer might be overheating or the software for the scanner is corrupted somehow, maybe by the worm that Norton caught. I would 1st try uninstalling the scanner software and then reinstall the software. If this does not work then once again uninstall the scanner software but this time install from your settings screen. Click on install new hardware and go from there. A pull down menu should appear that you can choose which scanner and model that you have and your windows program should have the correct drivers to get it working. This is what I had to do to get my printer working again.
As far as the overheating problem goes and this is a common problem. This is caused by several things, one of course could be that the room that your computer is in is just plain too hot. Open a window or get a small fan and point it at the back of your computer. I live in a trailer and it gets real hot inside and this is what I do to help keep my computer cool. Another possible problem could be that if you have your computer on the floor, which is where alot of people place them. Your computer fans might be clogged with dust. It doesn't take long for this to happen and whenever you vacuum the floor alot of dust is kicked up and goes straight into the fans. You will have to unplug your computer, remove the cover and then blow out the inside and the fans with some canned air. I have to do this about once a month.
posted on May 7, 2002 09:20:09 PM new
HELL, HAIR TA DIE FOR.........YER LAST STATEMENT WHAT EVER IT WAS WAS THE ONLY THING I COULD READ. YEAH,,,,,,DO IT IT ALL IN CAPS. HELL I JUST SAW IT AND THE REST MEANT NOTHIN'. YELL AT U'M. THEY FIGURE YA MUST BE CRAZY AND THEREFORE THEY WANT YA TA GO AWAY LIKE FAST. AND THEY WILL GIVE YA ANTHING TA DO IT,,,,,,,,,,,FAST!!!! HAHAHHAHAHHA.
[ edited by JACKSWEBB on May 6, 2002 11:13 PM ]
[ edited by JACKSWEBB on May 6, 2002 11:10 PM ]
