posted on May 9, 2002 10:39:40 AM new
My fault? Ok then I guess i'll just tell this joke;
A blonde named Pam is appearing on "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"
Regis: "Pam, you're up to $500,000 with one lifeline left...phone a
friend.The next question is worth one million dollars if you get it
right.
If you get it wrong you drop back to $32,000. Are you ready?"
Pam: "Yes."
Regis: "Which of the following birds does not build it's own nest?
Is it
a) Robin,
b) Sparrow,
c) Cuckoo,
d) Thrush."
Pam: " I think I know who it is...but I'm not 100%. I'd like to phone a
friend. I'd like to call Carol."
Carol (also a blonde) answers the phone: "Hello..."
Regis: "Hello Carol, it's Regis Philbin from Who Wants to be a
Millionaire.
I have your friend Pam here who needs your help to answer the one
million
dollar question. The next voice you hear will be Pam's..."
Pam: "Carol, which of the following birds does not build it's own nest?
Is it
a) Robin,
b) Sparrow,
c) Cuckoo,
d) Thrush."
Carol: "Oh geez, Pam. That's simple...it's a Cuckoo."
Pam: "Are you sure?"
Carol: "I'm sure."
Regis: "Pam, you heard Carol. Do you keep the $500,000 or play for the
million?"
Pam: "I want to play; I'll go with c) Cuckoo".
Regis:"Is that your final answer?"
Pam: "Yes."
Regis: "Are you confident?"
Pam: "Yes; I think Carol's pretty smart."
Regis: "You said c) Cuckoo...and you're right! Congratulations, you
have
just won ONE MILLION DOLLARS!"
To celebrate, Pam flies Carol to New York. That night they go out on
the
town.
As they're sipping champagne, Pam looks at Carol and asks her, "Tell
me, how
did you know that it was the Cuckoo that does not build its own nest?"
"Pam, it was easy. Everybody knows that a Cuckoo lives in a clock."
posted on May 9, 2002 11:25:45 AM new
KIARA,,,,,,THERE WAS NO WAY I COULD LEAVE THAT,,,,,,,,,,,,NICE,,,,,,COMMENT BACK THERE.......IT WAS MAKING ME SICK TO BE SOOOOOOO NICE, HAHAHHAHAHA. WAS NOT GOOD FOR MY,,,,,,,,,, IMAGE. HAHAHAHHA. YOU DID IT RIGHT! BY THE BOOK. GOOD DEAL.
[ edited by JACKSWEBB on May 9, 2002 07:55 PM ]
posted on May 9, 2002 07:46:52 PM new
JACK, Helen and Kiara I am sure know how to handle this lady with ebay, I would hope you could file a complaint first???
posted on May 9, 2002 07:51:39 PM new
serious subject some may want to skip;
Has anyone dealt with an elderly parent or Grandparent? I am going through h-ll with my Grandma, she has lost it, all of a sudden and I am the only family here, I love her as a mom, but am there 3 times a day, ya I am still sick, we are talking about me and my kids moving in to keep an eye on her, means a lot I have to give up but no nursing home for her, my choice. Just wonder if anyone has dealt with this, I will look for a group or something, cause this will bring the fun out of the thread. but any thoughts here would be great... this is the best place...
posted on May 9, 2002 07:54:17 PM new
BACK TO FUN, FUN, FUN. LET'S P A R T Y. DON'T YA LOVE THE EXCUSES TA PARTY ANY THING. HAHAHAHAHAHHA. SING PEOPLE , SING!!!!!!
[ edited by JACKSWEBB on May 9, 2002 08:06 PM ]
posted on May 9, 2002 08:06:01 PM new
BOY NOW IF I COULD GET MYYYYYYYYYYYY BARBIES TO MOVE LIKE THAT,,,,,,,,,,HAHAHHHAHAHA. I LIKE IT, I LIKE IT, YES I DO. WOW!!!!!! GREAT PRESENT. THANK YOU HAIR2DYE4. HAHAHAHAHHA.
I CAN'T WAIT TO OPEN THE NEXT ONE. WE NEED MORE BALLOONS AND WHERE IS A FLAMIN' CAKE???? COME ON TRAI. PULL OUT THE BIG STUFF. HAHAHAHAHA. CHAMPANGE???????POP!!!!!!!FIZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. CLUNK,CLUNK, CLUNK.
posted on May 9, 2002 08:19:12 PM new
GEEEZ,,,,,,,,,ALL OF THIS FOR NO JOB FOR TWO YEARS,,,,,,,,,,HAHAHHAHAA. BTW. I HAVE'NT HAD A JOB IN 35 YEARS BUT THIS IS JUST ANOTHER WAY OF NOT HAVING A JOB FOR TWO YEARS. HAHAHAHAHH. I LOVE IT. HAHAHAHHA. IF I HAD A REAL JOB,,,I COULD'NT DO THIS. HAHAHHAHA. WHO IS KIDDING WHO? WE KNOW THIS "IS" A REAL JOB. THAT'S WHY THE MASSES DON'T DO IT AND WE DO. DOES THAT MAKE ,,,,,,,,,,ANY,,,,,,SENSE??? SCRATCHIN' MY HEAD [SCRATCHING]HAHAHAHHAHAH. ONE OF THESE DAYS I AM GONNA DO A [WHATEVER] AND SOMETHIN' IS GONNA POP OUT. HAHAHAHHA. IN THE MEANTIME KEEP USEIN' YER AMAGINATION.
[ edited by JACKSWEBB on May 9, 2002 08:27 PM ]
posted on May 9, 2002 10:37:25 PM new
hair2dye4, sorry you are going through a bad time now. Maybe start a new thread here in the RT and some that have been there or are going through it now may offer advice?
Good evening Jack, I hope it turns out okay with the bag lady. Two years on ebay is good!
I see you changed the front door. So what's this about locking up for the night? That's when I like to wander around at times. I like to ramble on then even though some don't get the point.
posted on May 9, 2002 11:13:59 PM new
Bird On the Wire
by Leonard Cohen
Like a bird on the wire,
like a drunk in a midnight choir
I have tried in my way to be free.
Like a fish on a hook,
like a knight from an old fashioned book
I have saved all my ribbons for thee.
If I have been unkind,
I hope that you could just let it go by.
And if I have been untrue
I hope you know it was never to you. No, no
Like a baby, stillborn,
like a beast with his horn
I have torn everyone who reached out for me.
But I swear by this song
By all I have done wrong
I'll make it all up to you. Yes I will
I saw a beggar leaning on his wooden crutch,
H called out to me, "Don't ask for so much."
And a young man leaning on his darkened door,
He cried out to me, "Hey, why not ask for more?"
Like a bird on the wire,
Like a drunk in a midnight choir
I have tried in my way to be free.
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[ edited by yellowstone on May 9, 2008 012:58 AM ]
posted on May 10, 2002 07:44:59 AM new
O.K. CHANGED THE FRONT DOOR,,,,,,,,,,AGAIN. NO LOCK AND NO LIGHT SWITCH. I NEVER DREAMED ANYONE ACTUALLY READ AGAIN WHAT WAS SAID. HAHAHAHAHA. SORRY ABOUT THE EDIT MAKING YOU MAKE NO SENSE KIARA. . FORWARD,,,,,,,,HO!
posted on May 10, 2002 04:21:50 PM new
I THINK,,,,,,,,I JUST,,,,GOT ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,SLOW?????????? 627................=15? 727? A DATE????? WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN????????? WHO CARES,,,,,,,,IT'S BREW 102 TIME. HAHAHAHAHA. IT'S F R I D A Y,,,,,,,,,,,afternoon. REMEMBER PETER NOONAN???????? BABY, BABY, CAN'T YA HEAR MY HEART BEAT. MRS. BROWN YOU'VE GOT A LOVELY ,,,,,,,,HE SAW ME,,,,,,,,,,,ONCE AT ONE OF HIS CONCERTS. AS TO I SAW I SAW HIM AT ONE OF HIS CONCERTS. WE HAD A BLAST. HAHAHAHAHA.
posted on May 10, 2002 04:36:45 PM new
WAIT,,,,,,,,,,,THOSE BALLS WERE TURNING IN UNISON BEFORE ,,,,,,,,NOW THE NUMBERS ARE,,,,,,,,,,,,CHANGIN',,,,,,,,,,,,WHAT'S UP? BREW ONE 0' 2 ................HAAHAHAAHAHA.
[ edited by JACKSWEBB on May 10, 2002 04:38 PM ]
[ edited by JACKSWEBB on May 10, 2002 04:39 PM ]
Then you are doing well.
................HAAHAHAAHAHA.