posted on May 10, 2002 06:08:58 PM new
I AM LOST,,,,,,,,,WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THESE BALLS????????? ANYWAY,,,,,,,,,,I AM GOIN' OVER TO A FRIENDS,,,,,,,,,,GONNA GET YOU ALL UP OVER THERE. LEAVIN' THE BUNKER. I CAN'T REALLY BELIEVE IT MYSELF. I COULD GET HIT BY A SPEEDING CAR. I WILL L@@K BOTH WAYS,,,,,,,,,,,,I AM SCARED,,,,,,,,,,,KIARA,,,,,,,,WHERE ARE YOOOOOOOOU???????? I NEED HELP.
posted on May 10, 2002 08:16:51 PM new
WELL,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I CAN'T BELIEVE IT,,,,,,,,,,,YOU ALL TURNED BACK INTO REAL PEOPLE AND REALLY WENT OUT ON THE TOWN,,,,,,,,,HAHAHAAHA,,,,,,,,GOOD FOR YOU! HAHAHAHA. GOOD FOR YOU.
[ edited by JACKSWEBB on May 10, 2002 08:18 PM ]
posted on May 10, 2002 08:42:20 PM new
Hi hair2dye4
I hope you're feeling better today?
I'm just happy to be in my house after working all day. I'm even too tired to play any music tonight. Besides, Jack fixed the front door and now it says NO RYHME and how can anyone sing if it doesn't rhyme at times?
posted on May 10, 2002 08:45:22 PM new
hI kIARA,
You must having been reading my mind scarey thought!! I was just reading the sign on the door, you never know what Jack will do!
I too am very sleepy, aren't we a lot of fun on fridays!
HEY ALL HAVE A HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY OR TELL A MOTHER THANKS!
posted on May 10, 2002 08:56:10 PM new
Yeah, a sleepy Friday night. I think I stay up way too late most nights and then today I had lots of elderly lady customers that sucked the energy out of me by noon.
posted on May 10, 2002 08:58:14 PM new
SHEESH,,,,,,,,,I MISSED ONE TINY , WEENIE SPOT, AN THE WHOLE DOOR IS WRONG...........BONG! WALLA! THE MAGIC OF EDIT. HAHAHAHAH.
Hmmmmmm,NEVER REALLY THOUGHT............BUT NOW,,,,,,I DO. THE FRONT DOOR...........
posted on May 10, 2002 09:02:19 PM new
OK THIS JOKE IS WELL GOOD BUT THE VISUAL ON IT IS A LITTLE TOO MUCH SO IF YOU JUST ATE, LET DINNER SETTLE...YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
RATED PG 17
The President of the United States
> > The White House
> > 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
> > Washington, DC
> > April 30, 2002
> >
> > Dear Concerned Citizen:
> >
> > Thank you for your recent letter roundly criticizing our treatment of
> > the Taliban and El Qaeda detainees currently being held at Guantanamo
> > Bay, Cuba.
> >
> > My administration takes these matters seriously, and your opinion was
> > heard loud and clear here in Washington. You'll be pleased to learn
> > that, thanks to the concerns of citizens like you, we are creating a new
> > division of the Terrorist Retraining Program, to be called the "Doves
> > Offering to Retrain Killers" program, or DORK for short.
> >
> > In accordance with the guidelines of this new program, we have decided
> > to place one terrorist under your personal care. Your personal detainee
> > has been selected and scheduled for transportation under heavily-armed
> > guard to your residence next Monday. Ali Mohammed Ahmed bin Mahmud (you
> > can just call him Ahmed) is to be cared for pursuant to the standards
> > you personally demanded in your letter of admonishment. It will likely
> > be necessary for you to hire some assistant caretakers. We will conduct
> > weekly inspections to ensure that your standards of care for Ahmed are
> > commensurate with those you so strongly recommended in your letter.
> >
> > Ahmed's meal requirements are simple, but we strongly suggest serving
> > meals that do not require utensils, particularly knives and forks. Also,
> > these should be "one-handed" foods; Ahmed will not eat with his left
> > hand since he uses it to wipe himself after purging his bowels (which he
> > will do in your yard) - but look on the bright side... no increase in
> > the toilet paper bill!
> >
> > He generally bathes quarterly with the change of seasons, assuming that
> > it rains, and he washes his clothes simultaneously. This should help
> > with your water bill. Also, your new friend has a really bad case of
> > body lice that hasn't been completely remedied. Please heed the large
> > orange notice attached to your detainee's cage:
> >
> > "Does not play well with others."
> >
> > Although Ahmed is a sociopath and extremely violent, we hope that your
> > sensitivity to what you described as his "attitudinal problem" will help
> > him overcome these character flaws. Perhaps you are correct in
> > describing these problems as mere cultural differences. He will bite
> > you, given the chance, but his rabies test came back negative so not to
> > worry. We understand that you plan to offer counseling and home
> > schooling.
> >
> > Your adopted terrorist is extremely proficient in hand-to-hand combat
> > and can extinguish human life with such simple items as a pencil or nail
> > clippers. We do not suggest that you ask him to demonstrate these skills
> > at your next yoga group. He is also expert at making a wide variety of
> > explosive devices from common household products, so you may wish to
> > keep those items locked up, unless (in your opinion) this might offend
> > him.
> >
> > Ahmed will not wish to interact with your wife or daughters (except
> > sexually) since he views females as a sub-human form of property.
> > However, he will be eager to assist with the education of your sons;
> > have available for their use several copies of the Q'uran. Oh - and
> > rest assured that he absolutely loves animals, especially cats and dogs.
> > He prefers them roasted, but raw is fine, too, if they aren't more than
> > 2 or 3 days dead.
> >
> > Thanks again for your letter. We truly appreciate it when folks like
> > you, who know so much, keep us informed of the proper way to do our job.
> > We think this watching over each other's shoulder is such a good way for
> > people to interact that we will be sending a team of federal officials
> > with expertise in your line of work to your place of business soon, just
> > to help you do your job better.
> >
> > Don't be concerned that they have the power to close your business,
> > seize your property, and arrest you for any violation of the 4,850,206
> > federal laws, codes, regulations and rules that apply to your
> > profession. They're really there just to make sure you're doing
> > everything the proper way. That is what you wanted, right?
> >
> > Well, thank you for this opportunity to interact with such a valued
> > member of the citizenry. You take good care of Ahmed - and remember...
> > we'll be watching.
> >
> > Cordially,
> > George W. Bush
posted on May 10, 2002 09:06:02 PM new
kIARA, The scarey thing is someday well that will be us!!! People will say hey did you see that little old lady that lost her mind!!
O well I hope when I get there I have no idea what is going on around me!
I have a bunch of vintage jewels to sell but need to learn more, can you recommend a good book, I bought because I liked them.
IS IT ONLY 9 IT FEELS LIKE 4 AM??????
[ edited by hair2dye4 on May 10, 2002 09:06 PM ]
posted on May 10, 2002 09:08:47 PM new
HAHAHAHHAHAHA, KIARA THAT LOOKS LIKES AN E BAY SPAM LINE TO ME.(KEYWORD SPAMMING) WHAT THE........... IS SHE SELLING???????
posted on May 10, 2002 09:13:46 PM new
I think the guys are tierd to, and don't want to admit it!! HUH guys?
rhinstones I keep I really like them, some funky yellow gel like shoe clips, some junk, a lot of Sarah coventry, and old lady beads and broches. I have "costume Jewelry practical handbook" but need another , mexican glass beads, which may be given away on ebay because I don't know enough??
posted on May 10, 2002 09:17:24 PM new
the jewels on ebay seem to come and go, when I started buying you could sell really high, now... I feel I better start reading, there is nothing at the library, and I browse auctions so time consming..
sorry about the typing I need sleep!
posted on May 10, 2002 09:22:12 PM new
Collectible Costume Jewelry ID & Values by Cherri Simonds is a book I like.
Also Costume Jewelry by Fred Rezazdeh.
You can find lots more on Amazon if you type in Costume Jewelry and the books are rated by people who have bought them.
Signed pieces are usually worth the most but I collect lots of old jewelry just because it's pretty. Back in January I spread it all out over my living room carpet from one end of the room to the other and played for hours. Lots of glitter.
posted on May 10, 2002 09:26:36 PM new
Kiara, Thank you again, I never thought of amazon either, duh! I also get it all oout and play with the sparkels and clean it and think to bad I am all dressed up and nowwhere to go!!!
I let some of the kids wear it to proms and stuff, I have a lot of my great grandmas she was born in 1885, costume but so cool.
posted on May 10, 2002 09:29:05 PM new
YEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! AIN'T NOBODY TIRED HERE. ENERGY IS MY MIDDLE NAME. GET UP AND GO,GO, GO. THAT'S ME. MOVE AND GROOVE! YA GET ENERGY FROM WITHIN'. I GOT IT! AND I AM GONNA KEEP IT FER A LONG, LONG TIME. NO ONES GONNA HEAR OF MY PAINS. WHY? UP AND AT E'M. YUP! THAT'S ME. [BLUEBOUNE]. LIST AND SELL! TODAY IS ALL WE HAVE.. AIN'T IT GREAT TA SEE THE MONEY ROLL OUT OF THIS MACHINE I DON'T EVEN HAVE TA DRIVE TO VEGAS. I CALL THE SHOTS. AND THEY ARE RALLY HAPPY SHOTS,YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHHHA. YIPPIE!
OH!,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,HAHAHHAHHAHAH,,,,,,,,DUMBME. THE NUMBERS,,,,,,,,,,HAHAHAHAHA. NEVER EVEN THINK OF THAT. CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT BARBIE AUCTION NUMBERS ARE STILL GOING UP IN CLOSED AUCTION. 160,000 I THNK. UNREAL. SHE HAS TO BE THE STAR. GO READ HER ME PAGE. SHE IS EASY TO FIND,,,,,,,,,,,PROZAC BARBIE. WHAT A LAUGH.
posted on May 10, 2002 09:34:22 PM new
Good night all, sorry to leave when Trai and yellow just pop in, But I am sure you'll keep it rolling along!
Have a great night all..
