posted on May 18, 2002 09:35:18 AM new
clarksville,,,hahaha
Bad to the Bone
words: George Thorogood
On the day I was born, the nurses all gathered 'round
And they gazed in wide wonder, at the joy they had found
The head nurse spoke up, and she said leave this one alone
She could tell right away, that I was bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bad to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the bone
I broke a thousand hearts, before I met you
I'll break a thousand more baby, before I am through
I wanna be yours pretty baby, yours and yours alone
I'm here to tell ya honey, that I'm bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the bone
I make a rich woman beg, I'll make a good woman steal
I'll make an old woman blush, and make a young woman squeal
I wanna be yours pretty baby, yours and yours alone
I'm here to tell ya honey, that I'm bad to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the bone
posted on May 18, 2002 10:44:49 AM new
Do you remember Married With Children? Al Bundy on his daughters bike daydreaming in the garage. The song Bad to the Bone and he is driving down the highway with the babes on the bike? Then he woke up and drove it into the garage wall and ended up in a body cast? Now that was funny.
So does this mean I get to dress you up tonight kiara?
posted on May 18, 2002 01:15:54 PM new
Well Jack at least you dropped by I see! Redecorating the front door? When you finish - come on in and sit a spell! I think trai asked if he could dress kiara tonight. That could be interesting to say the least!
(oo) What you want
(oo) Baby, I got
(oo) What you need
(oo) Do you know I got it?
(oo) All I'm askin'
(oo) Is for a little respect when you come home (just a little bit)
(just a little bit) mister (just a little bit)
I got to have (just a little bit)
A little respect (just a little bit)
posted on May 18, 2002 07:31:20 PM new
Money talks
But it don't sing and dance
And it don't walk
And long as I can have you here with me
I'd much rather be
Forever in blue jeans, babe
posted on May 18, 2002 07:56:59 PM new
Come 'n listen to my story 'bout a man named Jed
Poor Mountaineer barely kept his family fed
An' then one day, he was shootin' at some food,
An' up thru the ground came a bubblin' crude.
Oil that is! Black gold! Texas tea!
Well, the first thing ya know, Jed's a millionaire
Kin-folk said, "Jed, move away from there." Said
Californy is the place y'oughta be, so they
loaded up the truck, and they moved to Beverly.
Hills that is! Swimmin' pools, Movie stars!
Ol' Jed bought a mansion. Lawdy it was swank
Next door neighbor was pres'dent of the bank,
Lotsa folks objected, but the banker found no fault,
'Cause ol' Jed's millions was a-layin' in the vault
Cash, that is! Capital gains, Depletion money!
Well now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin
An' they would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin' in.
You're all invited back again to this locality,
T'have a heapin' helpin' of their hospitality.
Hillbilly, that is! Set a spell, Take your shoes off!
Y'all come back, here!
posted on May 18, 2002 08:07:35 PM new
jdk
No I never have seen his ranch. I didn't even know that he had a ranch. Where is it?
clarksville
Ok now are you saying that you want me to go find you a pic of Jed and all his clan? Because i'll do it, all you gotta say is yes and i'll be back in a flash with a pic and maybe even an animated gif. Well maybe not a flash but I will be back.
posted on May 18, 2002 08:16:13 PM new
Somewhere near Santa Fe - I think they call it Readers Digest. They bring kids with cancer out there a few times a year. I watch him sometimes and I've seen pictures of it.
I think you have a stash of gifs I have not come upon yet!!!!
posted on May 18, 2002 08:26:52 PM new
Readers Digest Ranch? Sorry, never heard of it but if they are helping kids with cancer then it must be a "right on" place to be.
A stash of gifs on the other thread? What other thread?
posted on May 18, 2002 08:45:55 PM new
kiara
Do you mean the thread where early on you printed your favorite "Twinsoft quote" which went something like " geeze Louise that was an April fools joke you twit "?
posted on May 18, 2002 08:53:40 PM new
And then we followed this guy over here:
The Pied Piper
Crispian St. Peters
You
With your masquerading
And you
Always contemplating
What to do
In case heaven has found you
Can't you see
That it's all around you
So follow me
Hey, come on, babe
Follow me
I'm the Pied Piper
Follow me
I'm the Pied Piper
And I'll show you where it's at
Come on, babe
Can't you see
I'm the Pied Piper
Trust in me
I'm the Pied Piper
And I'll show you where it's at
Girl
Don't be scared to move
Hey, babe
What are you tryin' to prove
It ain't true
That your life has kicked you
It's your mind
And that's all that's trickin' you
So step in line
Come on, babe
Follow me
Come on, babe
Trust in me
Come on, babe
Can't you see
Come on, babe
Follow me
I'm the Pied Piper
posted on May 18, 2002 08:59:49 PM new
Well then in that case don't you think it would be only proper to post a link to that other thread? So that other people can see what all the fuss is about.
posted on May 18, 2002 09:02:57 PM new
It worked HaHa, so if there are now 30 pages here and 35 pages over there then that means that there are now 65 pages in this thread, wow.
posted on May 18, 2002 09:08:08 PM new
Come on baby let the good times roll
Come on baby let me thrill your soul..
Come on baby let the good times roll..
Roll all night long...
Come on baby yes this is this...
This is the something I just can't miss..
Come on baby let the good times roll..
Roll all night long...
Come on baby while the thrill is on..
Come on baby lets have some fun..
Come on baby let the good times roll..
Roll all night long...
Come on baby just close the door..
Come on baby lets rock some more...
Come on baby let the good times roll..
Roll all night long...
Hahaha.... Janis sings that one too but her version isn't for innocent eyes....
posted on May 18, 2002 09:13:18 PM newI pooped in
hair2dye4
I think I might be able to find an animated gif that would go along with that statement, LOL.
posted on May 18, 2002 09:19:31 PM new
YELLOWSTONE,,,,,,,,,,,,,HAHAHAHAHA, IT WORKED. LITTLE OLE ME CAUSED ALL THIS FUSSIN'............AHHHHHHHHH, YOU ARE THE ONES WHO DID ALL THIS. I JUST,,,,,,,,,,,,,,WELL,,,,,,,,,,,,STUMMBLED IN HERE. HAHAHAHHAHA. POST! POST! POST! HAHAHAHHAH. IF IT FEELS GOOD THEN DO IT, TO IT. THERE ARE SOME OTHER POSTS OUT THERE THAT ARE FAR MORE DANGERIOUS THAN COMING HERE FER A COCKTAIL,,,,,,E'R A BEER. I READ SOME TODAY,,,,,,,,,PEOPLE GOT BANNED AND KICKED OFF AND THERE THREADS WERE I GUESS ENDED.............HAHAHHAHA. LIKE THE LONGEST THREAD?????????? I GUESS IT IT GETS TOO MUCH ATTENTION THEN IT'S HISTORY. OR! TO CONTREVERSIAL. LIKE THE LONGEST THREAD WAS A THREAT TO NATIONAL SECURITY E'R SUMETHIN'. HAHAHAHHAHA. EVERYBODY DO THE SWIM , NOW BABY SWIM,,,,,,,,,,DO DO DO DO DO. KINDA LIKE MONKEY, KIARA,,,,,,,,,TAKE OVER.
