posted on May 22, 2002 05:42:15 PM new
hair2dye4
Are you still experiencing computer problems. 'Cause I found this and I think it might help, it certainly couldn't hurt.
Read as fast as you can.
What If Dr. Seuss Did Technical Writing?
Here's an easy thing to say;
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
And the address of the memory makes your floppy disc abort,
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
Then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash!
If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,
That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall!
And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the suckers gonna hang.
When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risk,
Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to ram your rom,
Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom!
posted on May 22, 2002 08:14:09 PM new
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT,,,,,,,,I LEAVE FER A COUPLE OF DAYS AND THIS TURNS INTO,,,,,,,,,BLAAAAAA. GET ON IT!!!!!!!!!!SING!!!!!!! DANCE , DRAW, GET LOONEY!!!!!!! THAT'S AN ORDER FROM HEADQUARTERS!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING SERIOUS........NUTHIN'!!!!!! HAHAHAHAH. CPL. JACK. SALUTE. GET THIS THING TO 1000 QUICK!
posted on May 22, 2002 08:17:07 PM new
TO SERIOUS SO I WILL LIGHTEN UP IN A MINUTE JACK
Hi all,
Gosh everyone has been so busy huh?
Thanks for the dr. suess, "green eggs and ham" is my favorite, I get to read all the books to my little one
computer still needs dusting bought the stuff need more time!!
JACK WERE ARE YOU?
Well, Not even close to being moved, long story short, need to move 50 years of stuff from grandmas so we can make an apartment for my kids and me! Now no one has time to do it, and Grandma is really getting sick, so I go there and take care of her all day and pass out at night, no time for anything else, really burnt out, still waiting to eat food again, waiting for a surgeon to call so I can get a surgery to open up my throat. SOUND LIKE FUN???
Good news is My Grandma is a sweet heart, very very very stuck in her ways, the long ways... but...My Mom is ticked I am taking care of her because she wants to know who will take care of her when she needs it!!! Told her she better hope my little one will cause the older kids, well shoot they can't feed the pets!!
I have so much to list and no time! Thinking of a cheap laptop for Granny's but broke, would love any advise on Laptops or if you know anyone selling a cheap one, just to list with?
OK, you my friends are caught up (whether you like it or not)
SO HOW IS EVERYONE ELSE? I MISS THE FUN
posted on May 22, 2002 08:25:30 PM new
SOME PEOPLE SAY I'M A NOT COUNT,,,,,,,,OTHERS SAY I'M NO GOOD,,,,,,,BUT I'M JUST NATURAL BORN TRAVELIN' MAN,,,,,, DOIN' WHAT I THINK I SHOULD, OH YEA, DOIN' WHAT I THINK I SHOULD..........SING IT KIARA.......AND I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT A GREEN BACK DOLLAR,,,,,,SPEND IT FAST AS I CAN,,,,,I'VE A WAILIN' SONG AND A GOOD GUITAR......THE ONLY THING THAT I UNDERSTAND,,,,,,OH,YEA,,,THE ONLY THING THAT I UNDERSTAND,,,,,,,,
posted on May 22, 2002 08:53:29 PM new
Ramblin' Man
The Allman Brothers
Lord, I was born a ramblin' man,
Tryin' to make a livin' and doin' the best I can.
And when it's time for leavin',
I hope you'll understand,
That I was born a ramblin' man.
Well my father was a gambler down in Georgia,
He wound up on the wrong end of a gun.
And I was born in the back seat of a Greyhound bus
Rollin' down highway 41.
posted on May 22, 2002 11:41:14 PM new
LIGHTNIN' STRIKES
Lou Christie
Listen to me, baby, you got to understand
You're old enough to know the makings of a man
Listen to me, baby, it's hard to settle down
Am I asking too much for you to stick around
Every boy wants a girl
He can trust to the very end
Baby, that's you
Won't you wait but 'til then
When I see lips beggin' to be kissed (Stop!)
I can't stop (Stop!) I can't stop myself
(Stop! Stop!)
Lightnin's striking again
Lightnin's striking again
Nature's takin' over my one-track mind
Believe it or not, you're in my heart all the time
All the girls are sayin' that you'll end up a fool
For the time being, baby, live by the rules
When I settle down
I want one baby on my mind
Forgive and forget
And I'll make up for all lost time
If she's put together fine and she's readin' my mind (Stop!)
I can't stop (Stop!) I can't stop myself
(Stop! Stop!)
Lightnin's striking again
Lightnin's striking again and again and again and again.... HAHAHAHA YEAH!! I luv it!
posted on May 23, 2002 07:25:53 AM new
Good morning folks!! We're on the downhill slide to 1000 !! Remember Chubby Checkers??
AAHHHH the memories!!
Ok kiara do the twist!! now I don't know WHAT this guy is doing but he's REALLY into it! You need a partner even if he's in his own world. Barefoot and all!!!
[ edited by jdk156 on May 23, 2002 07:33 AM ]
[ edited by jdk156 on May 23, 2002 08:09 AM ]
posted on May 23, 2002 08:03:20 AM new
WOW! SHE LOOKS SO,,,,,,,,,TALL,,,,,,AND HE LOOKS SO,,,,,INTO HIS OWN WORLD,,,,,,,HAHAHHAHAHHA. I THINK HE'S DOIN' THE HULLY GULLY. 1000!!!!!! PUSH!
OH! GET THAT GO GO GIRL OVER HERE FER THE PARTY. WOW! WHATTA A FOX! SHE'S GOT THE,,,,,,,,,,,,,MOVES.
posted on May 23, 2002 08:51:33 AM new
OMG. JDK ,,,,,,,,,,,,IS THAT NEW FIGURE A CROSS DRESSER????????? SHURE LOOKS LIKE ONE TA ME. NOT THAT I KNOW ANY PERSONALLY BUT,,,,,,,,,
posted on May 23, 2002 09:00:30 AM new
Let the Little Girl Dance
(Little wallflower on the shelf, standing by herself)
(Never had the nerve to take a chance, so let the little girl dance)
Let the little girl dance, let the little girl dance
She never danced before so let her on the floor (so let her on the floor)
Let the little girl dance, let the little girl dance
She wants to give it a try, so let the little girl by (so let the little girl by)
Let the little girl dance (let the little girl dance)
posted on May 23, 2002 09:27:46 AM new
Great Graphics, Hey are you ready for the 1000 post party who will decorate? Kiara are you singing? and JACK LOTS OF PARTY FAVORS?
ALMOST THERE then the point really begins!
HAVE A GREAT DAY ALL
posted on May 23, 2002 09:28:04 AM new
Yall just take a look at the hand in the air!! No MAN would be that graceful!! Naw she's a WOMAN! Jack at night things always look different than in the morning! LOL!! That girl is doing her thing at her own pace.
clarksville you had me looking for an adams apple!! HA!HA!HA!
posted on May 23, 2002 09:34:41 AM new
AH, LIKE THE LAST PRESIDENT SAID,,,,,,DON'T ASK,,DON'T TELL. HAHHAHAHA. THOSE FEET ARE RATHER,,,,,,BIG! PERSONALLY I NEVER REALLY THINK ABOUT FER CHECKIN' FER ADAMS APPLES BUT NOW THAT IS A THOUGHT. HAHAHAHHA. GOD DO I HAVE A HANG OEVER! GOD MY HEAD. WHAT DID I DO LAST NIGHT? AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
posted on May 23, 2002 09:39:16 AM new
My daddy left home when I was three
And he didn't leave much to Ma and me
Just this old guitar and an empty bottle of booze.
Now, I don't blame him cause he run and hid
But the meanest thing that he ever did
Was before he left, he went and named me 'Sue.'
Well, he must o' thought that is was quite a joke
And it got a lot of laughs from a' lots of folk,
It seems I had to fight my whole life through.
Some gal would giggle and I'd get red
And some guy'd laugh and I'd bust his head,
I tell ya, life ain't easy for a boy named 'Sue.'
Well, I grew up quick and I grew up mean,
My fist got hard and my wits got keen,
I'd roam from town to town to hide my shame.
But I made me a vow to the moon and stars
That I'd search the honky-tonks and bars
And kill that man that give me that awful name.
Well, it was Gatlinburg in mid-July
And I just hit town and my throat was dry,
I thought I'd stop and have myself a brew.
At an old saloon on a street of mud,
There at a table, dealing stud,
Sat the dirty, mangy dog that named me 'Sue.'
Well, I knew that snake was my own sweet dad
From a worn-out picture that my mother'd had,
And I knew that scar on his cheek and his evil eye.
He was big and bent and gray and old,
And I looked at him and my blood ran cold
And I said: "My name is 'Sue!' how do you do! Now you gonna die!"
Well, I hit him hard right between the eyes
And he went down but, to my surprise,
He come up with a knife and cut off a piece of my ear.
But I busted a chair right across his teeth
And we crashed through the wall and into the street
Kicking and a' gouging in the mud and the blood and the beer.
I tell ya, I've fought tougher men
But I really can't remember when,
He kicked like a mule and he bit like a crocodile.
I heard him laugh and then I heard him cuss,
He went for his gun and I pulled mine first,
He stood there lookin' at me and I saw him smile.
And he said: "Son, this world is rough
And if a man's gonna make it, he's gotta be tough
And I know I wouldn't be there to help ya along.
So I give ya that name and I said good-bye
I knew you'd have to get tough or die
And it's that name that helped to make you strong."
He said: 'Now you just fought one hell of a fight
And I know you hate me, and you got the right
To kill me now, and I wouldn't blame you if you do.
But ya ought to thank me, before I die,
For the gravel in ya guts and the spit in ya eye
Cause I'm the son-of-a-#*!@ that named you 'Sue'.'
I got all choked up and I threw down my gun
And I called him my pa, and he called me his son,
And I come away with a different point of view.
And I think about him, now and then,
Every time I try and every time I win,
And if I ever have a son, I think I'm gonna name him Bill or George! Anything but Sue! I still hate that name!
posted on May 23, 2002 10:41:53 AM new
Jack if you are not carefull there are going to be a lot more LITTLE PANAMA JACKS out there!! HA! HA! I can just SEE them!! If you start to see a few crop up here and there then you can look back and pretty much know WHAT YOU DID LAST NIGHT!!! I'm just hanging around waiting for the 1000 to show!
Good work on the geetar, Jack!
now I don't know WHAT this guy is doing but he's REALLY into it!
You need a partner even if he's in his own world. 
Barefoot and all!!!
