posted on June 30, 2004 04:51:08 PM new
Linda, ole willie may just have opened a new can of worms with his book.
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The most quoted thing in Clinton's book is where he talks about after the Monica Lewinsky scandal broke how he slept on the couch for two months. That's how you know Hillary was mad. They had separate bedrooms and she still made him sleep on the couch!
Today, Monica Lewinsky was not sympathetic. She said if Bill thought the couch was uncomfortable, he should try getting under that little desk. - Jay Leno
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Top Ten Things Overheard in Line at the Clinton Book Signing
From the Letterman Show:
10. I've never been to a book signing at Hooters before
9. Hey Gore, bring up some more books from the basement
8. Mr. President, do you know that woman under the table?
7. Could you make it out to Gennifer--with a ''G''?
6. Look, Ken Starr...nah, I'm just messin' with you
5. This long line is the result of a vast right-wing conspiracy
4. Those aren't secret service agents--those are Hillary's people keeping an eye on him
3. He's a lot more Bubba-ish in person
2. How come they're moving all the good-looking women to the front of the line?
1. I just pray he signs it with a pen
"The natural family is a man and woman bound in a lifelong covenant of marriage for the purposes of:
*the continuation of the human species,
*the rearing of children,
*the regulation of sexuality,
*the provision of mutual support and protection,
*the creation of an altruistic domestic economy, and
*the maintenance of bonds between the generations."
