tomwiii
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posted on August 31, 2004 05:35:49 AM new
Yes, boils & ghouls, we finally breaking down & opening our very own feeBay palace of gaudy gimgaws, widgets, whoits, whatsits, etc, etc...
We sell mainly NEW Scales & Balances...My first idea was:
A DOG-WEIGH AFTERNOON
but, Ralphie, always da critic, made retching noises in his cage as his subtle opinion!
So, we turn to all our little friends in the VD COMMUNITY (ugh) -- although the contest is open to ALL, regardless of sexual preference, criminal convictions, moral turpintines, etc!
FIRST PRIZE: A personal appearance by Mr Boston Red Sox Ralph wherein he'll perform un-natural acts with yer stuffed animals -- GOOD CLEAN WHOLESOME FUN FOR DA WHOLE FAMILY!
...help!
"I'm the master of low expectations." ~ GWBush
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[ edited by tomwiii on Aug 31, 2004 05:36 AM ]
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toasted36
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posted on August 31, 2004 06:28:04 AM new
I think you already picked the name with this post lol..."edited lol Scales & Balances" Or "edited Weights and Measures"
Sorry Tom didn't think about the undercover thing and then I went out right after I posted
[ edited by toasted36 on Aug 31, 2004 12:00 PM ]
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AintRichYet
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posted on August 31, 2004 06:48:31 AM new
whatsa henweigh
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tomwiii
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posted on August 31, 2004 06:49:33 AM new
Oh, about 2 pounds?
WonderBread!
Please edit out that name -- Ralphie & I have been trying to play here incognito for the past several months.
We used to use our REAL name here until some pretzel-chokers started firetrucking with our auctions...SOME folks really need to GAL!
SO...
Now we're just known as plain ole boring: Tom & Ralphie
Thankee kind sai!
"I'm the master of low expectations." ~ GWBush
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[ edited by tomwiii on Aug 31, 2004 06:50 AM ]
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neroter12
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posted on August 31, 2004 07:09:31 AM new
I like vidrats weights and measures!!
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~~ Keep thy heart with all diligence for out of it are the issues(forces)of life..Proverbs 4:23~~
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AintRichYet
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posted on August 31, 2004 07:14:28 AM new
doh ... Tommy Boy ... you need to be a little more specific methinx
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Twelvepole
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posted on August 31, 2004 07:28:13 AM new
How about Ralphie's Ounces & Pounds
AIN'T LIFE GRAND... 
Re-Elect President Bush... the only true choice.
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classicrock000
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posted on August 31, 2004 07:29:08 AM new
FIRST PRIZE: A personal appearance by Mr Boston Red Sox Ralph wherein he'll perform un-natural acts with yer stuffed animals
Been there,done that
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bunnicula
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posted on August 31, 2004 07:52:51 AM new
Measure For Measure
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"Bad temper is its own scourge. Few things are more bitter than to feel bitter. A man's venom poisons himself more than his victim." --Charles Buxton
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tomwiii
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posted on August 31, 2004 07:56:32 AM new
Nah! No can do!
Ralphie's already using Measure4Pleasure for his Herbal Viagra site!
"I'm the master of low expectations." ~ GWBush
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[ edited by tomwiii on Aug 31, 2004 07:56 AM ]
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pelorus
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posted on August 31, 2004 08:16:24 AM new
SCaBs (acronym for Scales and Balances, donchaknow).
Our motto: ScaBs big and small, we've got em all.
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coincoach
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posted on August 31, 2004 09:29:05 AM new
How about Ralphie's Dog Pound(s)
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coincoach
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posted on August 31, 2004 09:35:36 AM new
OR Ralphie Dog's Pound
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bizzycrocheting
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posted on August 31, 2004 10:19:46 AM new
How about Pound for Pound?
Diane
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jwwrs
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posted on August 31, 2004 10:23:24 AM new
"but, Ralphie, always da critic, made retching noises in his cage as his subtle opinion!"
Jeez, Tom! What's he doing in a cage? Is he acting all berserk?
Maybe if you turn that RNC stuff off, he'd settle down. You're probably just scaring him.
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Gtootie
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posted on August 31, 2004 11:18:41 AM new
I like Ralphie's Dog Pound
Be kind. Everyone is fighting their own secret battles.
...Author Unknown
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AintRichYet
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posted on August 31, 2004 11:33:23 AM new
Diette For Dogs Dames and Dudes
Scale of 1 to 10
Your Scales of Justice
Worth Your Weight in Gold
Step Right Up & Fool the Weight Guesser
[ edited by AintRichYet on Aug 31, 2004 11:47 AM ]
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Japerton
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posted on August 31, 2004 12:48:45 PM new
Sit, Stay, Weigh
Heavy D(og)
That's all I'm good for, but if you ever think about the craft business....
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Avatar wish list....
...and he must possess a kind eye...
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toolhound
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posted on August 31, 2004 02:03:25 PM new
How about "Weight your turn"
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AintRichYet
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posted on August 31, 2004 02:10:24 PM new
good one, toolhound!!!!
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iceicepenguin
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posted on August 31, 2004 02:51:53 PM new
Ralphie Waits - Tom Measures
(little pic of Ralphie patiently waiting for his dinner)
Up Scale Balancing Act
(little pic of Ralphie on board atop ball)
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AintRichYet
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posted on August 31, 2004 03:18:18 PM new
iceice says "Up Scale Balancing Act
(little pic of Ralphie on board atop ball) "
enquiring minds want to know ....
can Ralphie do this!???!!!?!?!!
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tomwiii
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posted on August 31, 2004 03:45:29 PM new
Not sure...I'll TEST him tomorrow!
OTOH: at least HE is able to chew pretzels without falling OFF his bike 3 times!
"I'm the master of low expectations." ~ GWBush
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pmelcher
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posted on August 31, 2004 03:52:14 PM new
Weight a Minute
Scales of Justice
Balancing Act
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dadofstickboy
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posted on August 31, 2004 04:20:34 PM new
Get a Fair Shake at:
Ralphie's Scales & Balances
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glassgrl
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posted on August 31, 2004 05:12:27 PM new
I can't help but think of Ralph Kramden and Jackie Gleason and *A weigh we go*
Or A weigh to Go.
I'll look forward to meeting Ralphie in person......maybe Raphie and Romper could go to the Woods annual neighborhood sale? Isn't it about time for that? They could just lift their leg whenever they see something they like.
[ edited by glassgrl on Aug 31, 2004 05:50 PM ]
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AintRichYet
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posted on August 31, 2004 05:46:58 PM new
Phat or Phlimsy Phorms
[ edited by AintRichYet on Aug 31, 2004 05:47 PM ]
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bunnicula
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posted on August 31, 2004 06:09:48 PM new
Weighty Business
A Weight Off Your Mind
Pound for Pound
Ton 'o Fun
____________________
"Bad temper is its own scourge. Few things are more bitter than to feel bitter. A man's venom poisons himself more than his victim." --Charles Buxton
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mcjane
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posted on September 1, 2004 09:03:36 AM new
Weigh To Go
Vidrat's Weigh To Go
Ralphie's Weigh To Go
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pelorus
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posted on September 2, 2004 03:49:00 PM new
What's it gonna be, Ralphie???
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