Al
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posted on February 11, 2001 06:12:14 AM new
..stare in disbelief.The beast was transforming into something even more hideous.A face without a nose! http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=554413202
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Shoshanah
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posted on February 11, 2001 11:23:32 AM new
She realized that there was a strange sweetness to the smell of the chicken leg..."hmmmm", she pondered - "Wonder what the Col's secret recipe is...sure smell like "Oregano" to me...", and with that, she took a hearty mouthful...
Within just a few seconds, she heard angelic voices coming from above,...everything was Oh! So beautifull..."Yes, definitely Oregano" she thought, and giggled....
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Gosh Shosh!
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kiheicat
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posted on February 11, 2001 03:41:40 PM new
...Just then, she heard the sound of a car racing toward her. She looked up to see a slick black Jaguar with its headlights trained on her, as it came closer. Driving the car was none other than...
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Muriel
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posted on February 11, 2001 05:01:53 PM new
George Dubya Bush!! 
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Shoshanah
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posted on February 11, 2001 05:11:19 PM new
"Hey, Nicolette", dubious called out, stepping out of the car....Forget the "oregano...I got something much better and more potent...That said, he wiped his white nose with his $300,000 suit sleeve, a present from ...
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Gosh Shosh!
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figmente
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posted on February 11, 2001 05:11:36 PM new
Poppa! she called.
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kiheicat
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posted on February 11, 2001 05:49:27 PM new
She took one look at Dubya's face and began to throw up in the bushes (no pun intended  )
He was taken aback and said "Now, see here, therb's no need for your actin all cantanancorious!"...
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figmente
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posted on February 11, 2001 06:12:36 PM new
Don't woory, its just a bit of 'morning sickness', hurry up with that coke.
By the by, Do we'uns got any werewolf relatives? Thar wuz jus one here with an uncanny resemblence...
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toomanycomics
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posted on February 11, 2001 07:15:50 PM new
... of me shure!" turns to the person behind him " Hey wifey! you're a liburian! have ya reed about anythung 'bout thus? ya used to reed about it to me during beddy-time after our nooky!" then, suddenly, George passes out on the ....
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kiheicat
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posted on February 11, 2001 07:24:18 PM new
...the ground. Nicolette rustles through his pockets until she finds the keys to the Jag. She starts up the engine and takes off down the road. While she's driving, she admires the interior and flips open the console to find an ounce of cocaine! "And he said he was reformed. Humph!" she thought to herself. She whipped down the road, through the quiet little Pitchfork downtown, until she saw a light in a warehouse at the outskirts of town. Curious, she pulled over, and...
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Shoshanah
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posted on February 11, 2001 08:08:34 PM new
... notices several police cars surrounding the place...Quickly, she takes the bag full of "coke" (wink wink), and empties it out the rolled-down window, just as a child and his mom are getting out of the warehouse..."Mama, Mama! It's snowing...", the innocent little voice shrieks with delight....to which Mama admonishes him to not inhale....
Nicolette alights from the car and enters the huge warehouse, which has been turned into a strip-tease joint, with who in charge, but the Jolly Sheriff!!!!!!
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Gosh Shosh!
About Me
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kiheicat
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posted on February 11, 2001 09:02:07 PM new
There he was, shaking his werewolf bootay to what else? 'Werewolves of London'! She rubbed her eyes and saw Tom Cruise in the corner playing pool, and dancing to the tune like he did in The Color of Money. She sauntered over to him, since he was back on the market and...
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Kaffro
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posted on February 11, 2001 09:10:24 PM new
grabbed his cue stick and said, "Is that an eight ball in the corner pocket, or are you just glad to see me??" he blushed and...
Kaffro 
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kiheicat
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posted on February 11, 2001 10:39:27 PM new
...and said "What's your name, sweetheart?" She replied "Nicolette."
He nodded and said "Nicole, Nicolette... interesting."
He handed her the rack and said...
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Kaffro
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posted on February 11, 2001 10:48:57 PM new
...would you mind grabbing my balls out of those billiard pockets and helping me rack them up? She giggled and grabbed his balls from the billiard pockets and started to...
Kaffro
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toomanycomics
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posted on February 12, 2001 06:24:07 AM new
...toss them at Colonel Sanders, who just came thru the door. One bounced off his head and Colonel cursed: "what the....
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Shoshanah
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posted on February 12, 2001 10:28:18 AM new
..."dickens are you doing here, Nicolette?I waited up by the cliff, and you just disappeard...Now, once and for all: Who in the world is him...and why does he have such a hold on you...?"
Confused, Nicolette looked about her, as if searching for the answer...Who was him? She knew so little...He has just appeared at the Pitchfork Bakery, one afternoon...His good looks had made her look at him twice. No one had yet been able to make her heart flutter as he did! When he asked to take her to the movies, all she could do was to acquiesce...And she had been so looking forward to this evening...
"Col Sanders", she whispered in a faultering voice, "I am so sorry...I made a mistake...I cannot marry you, film or not...Please, try to understand...Can you ever.....
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Gosh Shosh!
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DWest
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posted on February 12, 2001 01:24:00 PM new
The Colonel said, "I'm sorry Nicolette, but a deal is a deal. I've already booked 2 airfares for Hollywood. The film shoot starts tomorrow." The Colonel grabbed her hand and started to. . .
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mauimoods
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posted on February 12, 2001 02:12:29 PM new
jiggle and bounce and go through these wild gyrations with his lower body. "Ah!" he yelled..."see what youve done! Now Im going to.....
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kiheicat
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posted on February 12, 2001 02:52:11 PM new
...implode! Nicolette looked at Tom, who grabbed her by the hand and said "Don't worry, I've got a part in my next movie you'll be perfect for. It's 'Mission Impossible 3: The Bush Presidency' That's why Dumbya's in town... after all everyone knows there is no more impossible a feat than to make that man a good President!"
She giggled and the two of them ran outside to the Jaguar. As they opened the door to the car the blast hit the air. They looked up to see...
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DWest
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posted on February 12, 2001 04:18:07 PM new
A spaceship hovering overhead. It had a blinking message on it that said, "If you give us your leader no one will be hurt." Nicolette and Tom looked at each other. Tom asked her, "Shall we tell them that Dubya is at the Chicken Shack?" She quickly replied . . .
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figmente
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posted on February 12, 2001 04:27:29 PM new
Do you think we could get them to promise NOT to give him back?
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DWest
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posted on February 12, 2001 05:18:36 PM new
At that moment they knew they had a plan. Jim starting waving frantically at the spaceship. The spaceship tipped to its side to acknowledge that they had seen Tom motioning for them to land. Meanwhile Nicolette got out her cell phone to call the Chicken Shack to ask Charlie to keep Dubya there. The spaceship landed and . . .
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kiheicat
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posted on February 12, 2001 06:29:53 PM new
...the hatch opened. Out stepped an alien with big glowing eyes. He walked down the runway and asked how to get to the Chicken Shack. And then...
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toomanycomics
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posted on February 13, 2001 08:02:39 AM new
...took Nicolette and threw her into the ship. Alien turned, whipped out his weapon, vaporized Tom Cruise, and scratched his rear with this fourth hand.
Nicolette's head popped out from the hatch and screamed in horror at the sight of Tom's burning corpse.
8 hands reached up, grabbed her by the shoulders, and dragged her back in the ship.
Alien sighs and .....
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kiheicat
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posted on February 13, 2001 11:19:26 AM new
...Nicolette kicked the lead alien in the privates. Little did they know that she was actually a black belt in Kung Fu. She knocked one down with a spinning back hook kick and dropped to the ground, causing 3 to collide with each other. From the ground she knocked 2 more over with a scissor kick and then it was very quiet. Nicolette stood and realized that now she had this very cool spaceship for herself... at least for the moment. She peeked out through the window and...
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DWest
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posted on February 13, 2001 03:23:41 PM new
she saw Dubya walking towards the spaceship. She quickly ran to the door and greeted him with a smile. "This is too good to be true", she thought. Dubya climbed into the spaceship and said . . .
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kiheicat
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posted on February 13, 2001 04:11:54 PM new
..."Wow! What a cool party ship!" He walked over to the control panel and his eyes danced looking at all of the pretty buttons. His finger hovered over a big red one.
"Wonder what this button does?" he said.
"I really don't think you should..." Nicolette tried to stop him but it was too late. Dumbya pushed the red button and...
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DWest
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posted on February 13, 2001 04:19:17 PM new
they both fell to the floor as the spaceship launched. Nicolette was very apprehensive while Dubya layed on the floor and laughed. She collected her wits and started to ...
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mauimoods
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posted on February 13, 2001 04:19:47 PM new
grow a brain.
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