DWest
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posted on February 13, 2001 04:36:02 PM new
from the brain pods that were stored in the corner. She felt that she needed someone to help her get out of this mess and Dubya would be no help. She looked at the navigation screen and saw that they were on autopilot. Dubya continued to laugh manically. She noticed a puddle on the floor beside him and it was getting larger. She knew that she had to ignore Dubya. The navigation readings indicated that they were headed directly towards . . .
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kiheicat
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posted on February 13, 2001 07:40:42 PM new
...Neptune! Nicolette, now with 2 brains and Dubya with none, stared out the window as the cold blue planet grew closer. Suddenly the radio crackled and an alien voice said "Bleep blurpy bleep".
She wondered what it meant.
Suddenly...
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toomanycomics
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posted on February 14, 2001 09:58:50 AM new
...she needs to go to the bathroom....
so she got up and...
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DWest
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posted on February 14, 2001 10:58:17 AM new
searched for a bathroom. She couldn't find one, but then she found a "Notice to All Humanoids and Other Aliens." The Notice indicated that by drinking a special elixir, all aliens would temporarily cease the need to masticate and defecate. Since her urge was great she quickly grabbed the elixir and took a big swig. Something devious came over Nicolette - she hid the notice and the elixir from Dubya.
He stopped looking out the window and turned to her and said . . .
[ edited by DWest on Feb 14, 2001 11:01 AM ]
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Bassicbrian
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posted on February 14, 2001 11:02:59 AM new
"Whoa Nellie, I sure could use a bit ta eat! have you seen the outhouse on this here space a ma jiggy?"
Dubya then got up from the floor and noticed that they were nearing Neptune. "Hey, is that Uranus?" he asked, to which she replied.....
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kiheicat
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posted on February 14, 2001 01:57:29 PM new
..."No, at the moment YOU'RE my anus!" (You had to know it was coming, lol)
Dubya was not insulted. It's hard to be insulted when you don't know what the h@ll someone is talking about. 
Neptune grew ever closer in their sights and soon they had broken through the layer of gases surrounding the planet. Nicolette searched frantically for something that would indicate landing gear...
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DWest
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posted on February 14, 2001 02:11:54 PM new
She saw what looked like a joystick and reached for it. She slowly moved it to the right to see if the ship would change direction. Nothing happened. This time she pushed harder. As she looked up she saw that Dubya was de-materializing. Uh-oh, it looks like he is being transported to . . .
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kiheicat
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posted on February 14, 2001 07:38:13 PM new
...Saddam Hussein's pad back on Earth. She shrugged, "Oh well." and studied the console surrounding the joystick. "Maybe I can make it work in reverse," she thought to herself. She clicked a couple of strokes on a keyboard in a language she didn't understand and pushed the joystick. As the spaceship miraculously landed on the surface of Neptune, without a scratch, she turned to see who she had beamed into the spaceship with her. She grinned from ear to ear as she saw that it was none other than...
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snowyegret
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posted on February 14, 2001 07:53:59 PM new
Neil Bush.
She had the answer to the question so many were asking. "Where are they hiding Neil?"
On Neptune, baby!!!
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snowyegret
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posted on February 14, 2001 07:56:07 PM new
Now, if she could only find the Mavica....
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kiheicat
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posted on February 14, 2001 10:00:25 PM new
...But she would have to think about pictures another time. She grabbed a space helmet and put it on. Then she tossed another to Neil. And slowly, carefully, she opened the hatch of the spaceship to reveal the surface of the strange planet. Her mouth dropped as she took a step onto Neptune's ground and saw before her...
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december3
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posted on February 15, 2001 05:50:27 AM new
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DWest
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posted on February 15, 2001 04:53:31 PM new
a hologram of Dubya's granddaddy. Nicolette quickly realized that she would have to be careful to sort out what was real and what was not. Dubya's granddaddy was easy to recognize. Years ago his picture had been used as a model for all of those old advertisements that were on matchbook covers. It had been a fake contest to win a scholarship to an "Art" school. No one ever won, but all of the entrants were encouraged to take out huge loans from the Bush Savings & Loan Institution so that they could attend the Bush School of Fine Arts and Crafts.
The Bush hologram disappeared. Nicolette started exploring the terrain. Suddenly she heard a wheezing sound. She turned and there was . . .
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toomanycomics
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posted on February 16, 2001 10:22:54 AM new
...Clinton having a heart attack....
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mauimoods
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posted on February 16, 2001 10:28:52 AM new
And monica furiously blowing with mouth to...um...mouth to....um... to revive him.
Looking up, Monica screamed to Nicolette "....
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snowyegret
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posted on February 16, 2001 12:54:58 PM new
"Pardon him!!"
Nicollette racked her 2 brains, then reached into her pocket for ....
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toomanycomics
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posted on February 17, 2001 12:14:57 PM new
...her gun and....
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kiheicat
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posted on February 17, 2001 12:19:18 PM new
...tied Bill, Monica, and Neil up together. They seemed to enjoy it. Nicolette decided to go for a stroll on Neptune. Her feet crunching along on the icy surface, she looked around. And off in the horizon she could have sworn she saw a...
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toomanycomics
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posted on February 17, 2001 12:29:40 PM new
...a spaceship resembling to the one in 'Star Wars'....
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DWest
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posted on February 17, 2001 01:14:52 PM new
She knew she had to be careful - it could be a hologram. The ship hovered, then she saw someone getting a swift kick in the rear end as they were being expelled from the space craft. She yelled, "Oh my God! It's Dubya!" She ran over and asked him,"What are you doing back?" He said, "I don't know - one minute we were partying around, then . . ."
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toomanycomics
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posted on February 17, 2001 06:32:39 PM new
"...I found myself in the woods with my britches down to my ankles..."
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DWest
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posted on February 18, 2001 02:18:39 PM new
"Well, try and keep them up because Monica is here." Nicolette told him that Niel and Bill were around also. Before she could get another word out Dubya yelled, "Good Golly Miss Molley!" Then he started running towards the others . . .
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