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 Microbes
 
posted on February 27, 2001 12:35:54 PM new
some of my buyer seem to think my TOS reads:

1. Your Item will be shipped with in 15 minutes of the auction closing.

2. Send payment when you feel like it.

3. I accept any form of payment including monopoly money.

4. I will list all Canadian shipments with a value of $19.99

5. Shipping anywhere in the world is $4.00 no matter how heavy the item is.

6. I will refund half your money if you just ask, and you can keep the merchandise.

I think you get the idea. Most of my buyers are great, but....

 
 harmonygrove
 
posted on February 27, 2001 12:48:09 PM new
Thanks Microbes!!! I REALLY needed that, especially today!

Plenty of Auctions, Plenty of Bids, Plenty of P.I.T.A.s!



 
 Meya
 
posted on February 27, 2001 12:52:08 PM new
You forgot number 7.

7. I sit at my computer 24/7 and will respond within 30 seconds to any email.
 
 tapatti
 
posted on February 27, 2001 12:54:46 PM new
[ edited by tapatti on Feb 28, 2001 05:20 AM ]
 
 ExecutiveGirl
 
posted on February 27, 2001 01:01:59 PM new
11. Even though my auctions state NO PAYPAL - go ahead and send me that Paypal payment! I'll never sign up with Paypal again to collect the money, but it was the thought that counts and I'll ship your item immediately after receiving that Paypal payment!

12. You forgot to add the shipping amount to your money order - but hey, don't worry about it! Allow ME to pay for your shipping!


[ edited by ExecutiveGirl on Feb 27, 2001 01:04 PM ]
 
 libbyparsons
 
posted on February 27, 2001 01:05:10 PM new
13. Don't expect me to charge for my supplies, costs or my time...it's all included in the FREE shipping and handling I offer!

 
 cdnbooks
 
posted on February 27, 2001 02:07:45 PM new
...you must have lots of happy customers with such flexible TOS....

Bill
 
 nefish
 
posted on February 27, 2001 03:01:27 PM new
ROFL Microbes! Those were great!
 
 
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