posted on December 2, 2003 06:26:09 PM new
"Neg the profiles of Deadbeat Bidders, fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la"
"Listing 'round the clock, checking on the sales...keeping up with shipping and don't forget emails! Ohhhhh, eBay sales, eBay sales, eBay night and day...oh what fun it is to sell and every buyer pay!"
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If you had one phone call to make before you died, who would you call, what would you say, and why are you waiting?
posted on December 2, 2003 08:13:52 PM new
ebay Baby,
Just slip a few sales under the tree
For me
Been an awful good girl
ebay Baby,
So hurry and don't put up a fight
ebay baby,
A '54 convertible too
Light blue
I'll wait up for you, you hear
ebay baby,
So hurry cuz I'm waitin' here
Think of all the fun I've missed
Think of all the buyers that I haven't stiffed
Next year I could be just as good
If you'll check off my Christmas list
Poo Poo Bee Doo
posted on December 2, 2003 08:23:52 PM new
Grandma got ran over by the Postman
bringing my E-bay packages to meeeeee
You may say theres no such thing as Priority
but as for me and grandpa we believe lol what a fun post !!
posted on December 2, 2003 08:32:32 PM new
No way I could top yours. So, could you send me the MPG's of your great eBay original Christmas hits? I copy them to a CD, and sell 'em next Christmas. Works for me. LOL
posted on December 2, 2003 08:33:06 PM new
No way I could top yours. So, could you send me the MPG's of your great eBay original Christmas hits? I copy them to a CD, and sell 'em next Christmas. Works for me. LOL
posted on December 2, 2003 09:37:19 PM new
I found the poem I wrote last year...spirit hasn't moved me to write one for this year yet..probably will hit me as I get a little closer to frantic:
posted on December 20, 2002 07:07:09 AM edit
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'twas the week before christmas
at the great eBay house
bidders were anxious and ready to grouse
sellers were waiting and hoping to see
eBay's traditional no listing fee...
emails were flying forward and back
"where is my item".."somewhere in the stack.."
"send it express and do it right now"
"can't do it im sorry no way no how"
"i told you i sent it! you paid regular ground
get off my back its UPS you should hound"
"send another express or you will find in your stocking
some negative feedback and i'll make it quite shocking"
"I only had one of those items in stock
neg me and i'll neg back and put you in shock"
Alas and alack it's the same every year
Don't be discouraged - be of good cheer!
Take a deep breath, think of the elf that is chubby
Christmas carols and children and then open the bubbly
Here is a toast to the season, may it quickly be over...
And to January Sales when we're rolling in clover.
Fellow sellers and comrades we've fought a good fight
Merry Christmas to all....may your Christmas be white!"
lol what a fun post !!