posted on May 5, 2005 04:33:15 PM new
Tom, what is your username on ebay? I have decided to bite the bullet and get a diamond tester. I figure I may as well help keep Ralphie fat and buy from you.
posted on May 6, 2005 10:41:52 AM new
ralphie....wazzzzzuppp???
ginger says hello
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Baseball season has started,but they have it all wrong.3 strikes and you're out,4 balls you walk.I can tell you right now a man with 4 balls could not possibly walk
posted on May 6, 2005 11:34:44 AM new
Dear Ginger:
What's happening, sweet cheeks?
My Daddy & I are soooooo happy right now! Why, you ask?
Because the "Evil Empire" is right where it belongs: IN THE CELLAR!
When yer old fogey human ain't looking, why doncha run away & meet me for a "round-day-vooooo?"
I can show ya how to bury a bone... (!!!)
Keep the faith, baby,
Yer devoted DEMOCRATIC doggy,
Mr Boston Red Sox Ralph
"I'm going to spend a lot of time on Social Security. I enjoy it. I enjoy taking on the issue. I guess, it's the Mother in me."—Guess Who? Washington D.C., April 14, 2005
Ralphie is hitch-hiking across the country, with yer item clutched securely within his infamous "Jaws-of-Slobbery-Steel" -- he should drop it on yer doorstep on 5/12.
As he tends to be shy around strangers, donna be surprised it he donna hang around to say "HELLO"
posted on May 6, 2005 04:35:55 PM new
lol Tom-ya think ole Georgie is having a fit right about now?<snicker>
Yo Tom-after Ginger read Ralphies email she has
a message for him
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Baseball season has started,but they have it all wrong.3 strikes and you're out,4 balls you walk.I can tell you right now a man with 4 balls could not possibly walk
Geez, Classic, Ralphie forgot that Ginger was of the Pussy-Persuasion -- a main component of Dumbo's infamous "Axis-of-Evil" composed of:
CATS + THE YANKEES + ETHICALLY CHALLENGED SUGARLAND TERMITE TERMINATORS
A blooming romance nipped in the bud...
"I'm going to spend a lot of time on Social Security. I enjoy it. I enjoy taking on the issue. I guess, it's the Mother in me."—Guess Who? Washington D.C., April 14, 2005
posted on May 6, 2005 06:24:31 PM new
sorry Tom-but Ginger never liked dogs.I made the mistake of bringing home one of these from a breeder 6 years ago....ahhhh without telling the wife.
As you can imagine,this went over like a fart in church.The pup was only like 10 weeks old and you know pups,they continuely want to play.
The problem was the pup didnt want to play with me, he wanted to play with Ginger.This did not go over well either-the cat wanted nothing to do with the dog.Here the cat had the rule of the roost for many years and now this wrinkly behemouth is chasing her all over the house.I must say "classic" was getting a kick out of this,but the problem was I was the only one.
My wife was getting more annoyed by the day.
The funny thing was you could always tell where the cat was as you could hear her hissing if the dog was nearby.She would either hide under the bed or hop on top of the bureau where the dog couldnt get her.
Three months went by and as the dog got bigger,he was able to hop on the bed.The crowning acheivement came one night when we came home from from dinner and went in the bedroom and here is the dog on top of the bed wagging its tail wanting to play and the cat on top of the bureau with her back up and hissing at the dog.My wife said "thats it,the dogs gotta go"
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Baseball season has started,but they have it all wrong.3 strikes and you're out,4 balls you walk.I can tell you right now a man with 4 balls could not possibly walk
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