posted on May 13, 2005 10:56:33 PM new
Checking out the propane BBQ,,,,,,making SURE it WORKS to sell......,,,,,,tonite i saw a piece of 2x4,,,,,short,,,,thought,, hmmm,,,throw it in ,,,,,,outta burn nice, and SAVE precious FUEL!!!!! lots of end cuts around here,,,,hmmm, kinda smokey,,,,,NOT tooooo much,,,,like at the BEACH......ya know open pit fire,,,,NICE,,,,,,,2x4 really does NOT burn that well,,,,so,,,,,I just let it go out,,,,,,,it did, like asap, BUT!!!!!! I hear in the distance FIRE TRUCKS???? ah,,,,,they roll by ALL the time,,,No biggie,,,,,,closer,,,,,closer ,,,,,,,closer,,OH MY GOD!!!!!! Two,,,,,,HUGE!!!!! hook and ladders roll into the GAS Station 100 feet from ME!!!!!!! MY BBQ is at this point Stone cold,,,,,Nothing,,,,,OH MY GOD! they were In FACT looking for ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3 mins they sat L@@king?????? I stayed deep in the bunker, said not a word,,,,,,they sped off,,,,sirens screaming and lights flashing! wheeeeeeeeee,,,,,,,,,,,i;ll stick to propane,,,,,,sheesh ya can't even burn yer chicken nowadays,,,,,,Terroists!!!!!! their EVERYWHERE!!!!!!! works GREAT!!!!!!! decided,,,,,Nah,,,,,I'll keep it for me! Nice Coleman HIGH top MOD 25........you can do a Turkey in the sucker,,,,,JUST DON"T Burn it! ...............RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR,,,,,,,,,,RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR,rrrrrrrrrrrrrr,RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR,,,,,,,,,,,,clang, clang, clang,,,,,,,RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRr,,,,,,,flash, flash, flash!!!!!!!!GULP........wheeeeeeeeee,,,,,,,,,,,,,
posted on May 14, 2005 02:19:53 AM new
little boys shouldnt play with matches
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Baseball season has started,but they have it all wrong.3 strikes and you're out,4 balls you walk.I can tell you right now a man with 4 balls could not possibly walk
posted on May 14, 2005 11:31:31 AM new
Jack,
This makes a nice side dish for your BB.
Billy’s Bronco Busting Chili,
(Bronco Buster Red sauce)
Now everyone knows a horse is really smarter that he pretends to be, so if while you are on his back, every time he comes down, kick him hard, if he smells a foul odor similar to a sulfur spring, he will soon stop and you will be known as the best bronco buster around. So for breakfast you will need the below.
In a big pot dump a pound of dried red beans, never mind the sorting or soaking that is for northerners. Add a gallon of water, preferable clean, pinch of salt or a little alkali if handily and handful of chili powder. Bring to a boil and SLOW cook and I mean slow for around four hours.
Fry up some ground beef. about a pound, drain some grease off, (Cowboys need grease) breakup and dump in with a tin (8 OZ) of diced tomatoes. Slow cook for another few hours Add water as necessary.
Now every morning eat a big bowl before going out to visit the stock and have some more as a snack with dry bread in the evening.
posted on May 14, 2005 06:55:04 PM new
in English this time
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Baseball season has started,but they have it all wrong.3 strikes and you're out,4 balls you walk.I can tell you right now a man with 4 balls could not possibly walk
posted on May 14, 2005 07:33:12 PM new
Jack...Several years ago, the neighbor that lived behind me cut down a pine tree in his back yard. He dug the stump out and had a big hole and a lot of debris. He cut up the trunk and limbs, piled them in the hole and stuck a match to it. It's a violation of the law to burn anything in the city limits without a near impossible to secure permit from the fire chief. The one exemption is if you are cooking food for human consumption. Someone in the neighborhood saw the smoke and flames and called the fire department. He heard the sirens and as they got closer, guessed they were headed to his house. He ran into the garage, got a couple of roasts out of the freezer, wrapped them in foil real quick and threw them into the fire. When the firemen came through the gate into his back yard, he was sitting in a lawn chair sipping a beer. He swore up and down he was barbecuing dinner, and that he always uses a cord of firewood to cook. They didn't cite him, but after they talked to him, he never tried it again.
A $75.00 solid state device will always blow first to protect a 25 cent fuse ~ Murphy's Law
,,,,,,tonite i saw a piece of 2x4,,,,,short,,,,thought,, hmmm,,,throw it in ,,,,,,outta burn nice, and SAVE precious FUEL!!!!! lots of end cuts around here,,,,hmmm, kinda smokey,,,,,NOT tooooo much,,,,like at the BEACH......ya know open pit fire,,,,NICE,,,,,,,2x4 really does NOT burn that well,,,,so,,,,,I just let it go out,,,,,,,it did, like asap, BUT!!!!!! I hear in the distance FIRE TRUCKS???? ah,,,,,they roll by ALL the time,,,No biggie,,,,,,closer,,,,,closer ,,,,,,,closer,,OH MY GOD!!!!!! Two,,,,,,HUGE!!!!! hook and ladders roll into the GAS Station 100 feet from ME!!!!!!! MY BBQ is at this point Stone cold,,,,,Nothing,,,,,OH MY GOD! they were In FACT looking for ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3 mins they sat L@@king?????? I stayed deep in the bunker, said not a word,,,,,,they sped off,,,,sirens screaming and lights flashing! wheeeeeeeeee,,,,,,,,,,,i;ll stick to propane,,,,,,sheesh ya can't even burn yer chicken nowadays,,,,,,Terroists!!!!!! their EVERYWHERE!!!!!!! works GREAT!!!!!!! decided,,,,,Nah,,,,,I'll keep it for me! Nice Coleman HIGH top MOD 25........you can do a Turkey in the sucker,,,,,JUST DON"T Burn it! 