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 tOMWiii
 
posted on June 24, 2005 03:27:49 PM new
http://www.thedogisland.com/index.html



[ edited by tOMWiii on Jun 24, 2005 03:28 PM ]
 
 glassgrl
 
posted on June 24, 2005 03:46:43 PM new
OMG I thought Ralphie had gotten lost like Stetson did!

That is a WEIRD website for sure. How do they KNOW the dogs don't want to come home?

 
 tOMWiii
 
posted on June 24, 2005 03:53:27 PM new


http://www.distorteddog.com/c_dog.htm








[ edited by tOMWiii on Jun 24, 2005 04:05 PM ]
 
 CBlev65252
 
posted on June 24, 2005 04:05:33 PM new
LOL, Tom! I can actually picture him there sitting on the beach being hand fed and fanned. What a funny web site.

Cheryl
 
 tOMWiii
 
posted on June 24, 2005 04:06:14 PM new
http://www.distorteddog.com/c_dog.htm






"I'm going to spend a lot of time on Social Security. I enjoy it. I enjoy taking on the issue. I guess, it's the Mother in me."—Guess Who? Washington D.C., April 14, 2005
 
 tOMWiii
 
posted on June 24, 2005 04:40:05 PM new
http://www.thedogisland.com/Dogology/1dogisle-2.mp3


Can't wait till the CD arrives!





[ edited by tOMWiii on Jun 24, 2005 04:41 PM ]
 
 glassgrl
 
posted on June 24, 2005 04:47:41 PM new
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 glassgrl
 
posted on June 24, 2005 04:50:40 PM new
Do they evacuate when a hurricane comes or do they just HUNKER DOWN?



 
 glassgrl
 
posted on June 24, 2005 04:55:24 PM new
you'll love this one Tom - you can get all your political urges out of the way.

http://www.whitehouse.org/kids/miss-beazley.asp

here's a cute one - they shoot dogs http://www.phodography.com/


[ edited by glassgrl on Jun 24, 2005 05:04 PM ]
 
 mcjane
 
posted on June 24, 2005 09:39:27 PM new
Tom, YOU SCARED ME TO DEATH with that subject title.

 
 ewora
 
posted on June 25, 2005 12:26:24 AM new
Don't do that! All I could think of was poor cute little Ralphie lost and alone in the great outdoors all by himself!


 
 bjboswell
 
posted on June 25, 2005 06:41:45 AM new
glassgrl someone made a BIG mistake on the Crawford house blueprint... they forgot the "soft" ...or hard ... money recepticle on the second floor!

 
 photosensitive
 
posted on June 25, 2005 06:48:39 AM new
I explained the concept of "Dog Island" to Lacy. She asked "Is there any air conditioning?" No, I said. "Any beds to lie on during the day?" No, I said, you will live in a cave. "What is there to eat?" Small animals you hunt for, I said.

"Well," she said "I'll just stay here!"

Sounds to me that this place is run by a group of "dogs just want to be wild" fanatics who do not understand that for most of us it is the dog who is in charge and running the show.

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 ladyjewels2000
 
posted on June 25, 2005 08:41:37 AM new
I'm sure Ralphie would hate it there if he's like my "Condo" dogs???

 
 mcjane
 
posted on June 25, 2005 09:02:28 PM new
ladyjewels I can tell you right now Ralphie wants nothing to do with Dog Island. He lives the good life & has Tom wrapped around his front paw.
No roughing it for him.

 
 stonecold613
 
posted on June 25, 2005 09:04:57 PM new
Man, I thought that dog was doing you a favor by leaving. Considering how butt ugly it is.
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Alive in 2005
 
 tOMWiii
 
posted on June 26, 2005 04:20:04 AM new
Stoner:

As usual, you seem confused...

Here's some clarification...

This is BUTT-UGLY:



This is CUTE:






"I'm going to spend a lot of time on Social Security. I enjoy it. I enjoy taking on the issue. I guess, it's the Mother in me."—Guess Who? Washington D.C., April 14, 2005
 
 
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