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 jackswebb
 
posted on July 6, 2005 03:52:53 PM new
6192068498,,,,,,,Wow!!!!!! Only $75,000.00 too and from a newbie with 0 FB.....And after just reading e bays rules,,,,I thought slot machines were illegal!!!!!!!!!!Sure they are,,,,,,search, slot machine.


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 LtRay
 
posted on July 6, 2005 03:56:10 PM new
And what did he used to have in that right hand???

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 cblev65252
 
posted on July 6, 2005 04:09:46 PM new
Maybe you can put a drink or a bottle of beer in his hand? Or (sorry folks for the bad joke here) a handful of amphetamines?


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 fenix03
 
posted on July 6, 2005 05:01:02 PM new
Probably an ashtray, maybe a drink holder. Very cool item - Kitchy and weird - you gotta love it. Golden Palace should definetly pick up that one and add to it's traveling museum.

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 jackswebb
 
posted on July 6, 2005 06:38:46 PM new
Curious,,,,,,IF,,,,,it sells for even $75,000.00 how much he he gonna pay in Fees? And iffin' it Don't sell......how much in fees?

$75,000.00 for a fiberglass mold of A face that don't even LOOK like Elvis. More like a Cigar store Indian Cheif holding a maybe $1000.00 slot machine...$75,000.00????? I am gonna send $75,000.00 to virtual NEW Seller on e bay with NO history. He says Nothing really, and what about shipping!!!!!!!! how can it be a ONE owner? Some Casino owned it and noe HE has it, that's TWO in my book.....

and the beat goes on,,,,,,,,,,


 
 sparkz
 
posted on July 6, 2005 06:46:22 PM new
Jack...According to Ebay, only 1/10th of one percent of the transactions on Ebay involve fraud. Therefore, we have to assume this auction is legitimate and the seller is an upstanding member of the Ebay community. And you win the prize. Before he got wild with the paint brush, that was an Indian and he had cigars in the right hand


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 jackswebb
 
posted on July 6, 2005 07:14:32 PM new
And!!!!!!!!! for $75,000.00!!!!!!!!!!!!! dollars I want a Hell of a lot more PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!! what a tight ass seller! side view,,,,back view,,,,,face,,,,,and Crotch! and insignias or labels,,,,,,,dates,,,,WHO had it Before.....Where did it come from?

This is a burned out seller with a NEW ID....Sounds like my listings now after 5 years,,,,Come and get it,,,,Don't like what you see DON'T Buy it! How many pictures does one need for a cast iron skillet? Just send the Money! Does it work, NO I intentionally list Junk on e bay......Duh! What color is it? The Friggin' color was Right in the SEARCH ENGINE line YOU Friggin' NON reading IDIOT!!!!!! do you accept pay pal? NO!!!!!!!!! I just put that in the for the heck of it! Do you ship over seas? NO and that's what I Said right in the friggin' description! NO OVERSEAS SHIPPING!!!!!!!! Can i pick it up if i win? Are you STUPID!!!!!!!!! it says shipping is $99.00 NO PERSONAL pick ups.....and U wun it for a lousy BUCK!

wheeeeeeeee, i think i'll turn on the AC......



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 jackswebb
 
posted on July 6, 2005 07:22:27 PM new
OH! Sorry,,,,,It came from an ESTATE sale and he has NO idea about ANYTHING about the HISTORY of it. I just love it when I see that,,,An Estate sale really means it's junk and we have NO further obligations. buy at your own risk.....without saying,, as is,,,,
Boy it's from an ESTATE sale it MUST be OLD and the seller has to be stupid.....hahahaha.


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 jackswebb
 
posted on July 6, 2005 07:26:03 PM new
BTW I am holding my every FRIDAY Estate sale again. and I'll be doing it Every FRIDAY until I get RID of ALL of this JUNK! Estate Sale, Garage sale, Yard Sale,,what's the difference? JUNK!!!!!!!!!!!


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 vintagepostcardsdotorg
 
posted on July 6, 2005 07:28:45 PM new
jack,

you're a hoot! was just reading your post out loud and everyone here was laughing their heads off. what a classic. you made my evening

you'd probably like what my spouse has written to people on his separate (thank God!) i.d. he thought he'd sell some junk - which it was - about a year ago and started all the auctions at $1.00. if he got questions about the listings, he e'mailed back: "it's a $1.00 item. go away!"





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 sparkz
 
posted on July 6, 2005 07:47:47 PM new
Jack...This actually happened about 6 months ago. I was going through the classifieds on a Sat morning looking at the ads for yard sales. There was one for a pre-estate sale. What I want to know is, what the hell is a "pre-estate" sale? Did the owner kick the bucket or not? Maybe he's just feeling bad? Maybe just a hangover? Constipated? Greedy kids while the folks are out of town? (WOW! Dad's just gonna die when he sees what we sold his tools for!) Next time you're feeling down in the dumps, have a pre-estate sale. When the buyer sees it's junk and tries to bring it back for a refund, don't answer the door. Just hang a black wreath on the front door, crawl under a table, and be real quiet.


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 jackswebb
 
posted on July 6, 2005 08:01:23 PM new
I been doing that fer years, especially when everyone calls everyone in the complex and says, the FIRE DEPT Trucks are out in the street......click,,,,suddenly EVERYONE is off for the day......hahahaha. Virtual lockdown and not a sound,,,,,,,,,,,knock, knock, knock, Hey Bill appears none of these busineses are open.....O.k. let's go, off to another industrial complex, we hear the Diesel and were ALL back in business!!!!!! God Bless the Firemen,,,,,Just go someplace else.....




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 mcjane
 
posted on July 6, 2005 09:09:45 PM new
Jack your posts really tell it like it is & you keep getting funnier & funnier with your descriptions. LOL

 
 jackswebb
 
posted on July 6, 2005 09:47:49 PM new
Mc,,,,,

Have Great Evening,,,,,



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 mcjane
 
posted on July 6, 2005 10:59:12 PM new
Thanks & you too, you made my evening.


 
 jackswebb
 
posted on July 7, 2005 11:45:39 AM new
I am having a PRE ESTATE sale today....Friday is for normal people....


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 jackswebb
 
posted on July 7, 2005 03:36:08 PM new
I am convinced Elvis, has left the building and he IS dead, and this auction speaks the same...309 hits only?




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 jackswebb
 
posted on July 7, 2005 03:52:11 PM new
I emailed Elvis yesterday. Question to seller. How much is the no sale fees on $75,000.00? Elvis replied today. "no sales Tax". Yer gonna hand Elvis $75 thousand Dollars! And this is His reply?????.


 
 jackswebb
 
posted on July 7, 2005 05:45:27 PM new
Really, I hate to keep bothering everyone over this but my real question is,,,,how much is the LISTING fees on $75,000.00!!!!!!!!

edit,,,ah much better now I did'nt bother anyone! yippie! Anyway,,,$1.00 per Hundred? is that about right?


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