zoomin
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posted on September 13, 2001 12:33:35 PM new
Okay, RainyBear, this one's for you!
From the M&M thread:
Not too many things smell worse than old, wet, sweet popcorn
This one should be easy.
(let's try not to be too gross, though, for the sake of fluff)
What smells worse?
My kids sneakers.
Or their feet when they come out of those nasty sneaks.
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww!!!
* Makes my eyes tear *
anyone else?
only ZOOMIN here 
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RainyBear
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posted on September 13, 2001 12:35:23 PM new
 LOL
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zilvy
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posted on September 13, 2001 12:42:57 PM new
I've got one....puppy who chases down a black and white puddy tat, only to find out it is a skunk and then wants IN really badly so he can tell you all about it!! Peeewwww!!
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zoomin
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posted on September 13, 2001 12:47:17 PM new
oh, Zilvy!
That's a good one!
Could knock ya right on yer keyster!
Here's one:
Very tired in the morning.
Desperately in need of Java.
Ever smell lumpy milk???
What a wake up call!
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shoshanah
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posted on September 13, 2001 12:51:56 PM new
A long-time dead little field mouse, which your kitty brought you as a present, but forgot to tell you about, leaving you to discover it under/behind the piano! Yuuuukkkkks!
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Gosh Shosh!
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rancher24
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posted on September 13, 2001 12:56:54 PM new
oh, oh, I've got one....How about the lovely aroma that waffs from a gym bag full of game used hockey equipment!....If you haven't had the experience, trust me, you DO NOT want to try it!!!....
~ Rancher
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MrsSantaClaus
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posted on September 13, 2001 01:00:41 PM new
Let's not forget those brown big leather sandals that are all the rage with young girls.
They can stink up a car faster than my hubby after a nite out with the guys 
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zoomin
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posted on September 13, 2001 01:01:15 PM new
oh, Rancher!
What a memory you brought back!
My kids left their gear in the bag when season ended. I can definitely relate to that one!
Not a Great way to start the day!
Shosh:
Yuck!
My kitty only gifts me with lizards.
*no stink*
whew!
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zoomin
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posted on September 13, 2001 01:04:26 PM new
MrsClaus:
Stinky feet and wet leather!
Bad News!
When DH goes out with the guys, does he comes home with Reindeer Droppings in unimaginable places?
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bunnicula
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posted on September 13, 2001 02:16:22 PM new
A baby's diaper.
Filled.
Unchanged.
On a table right next to my reference desk.
With the mother sitting there.
Sitting there and *not* taking the kid into the restroom where we so thoughtfully put in a changing table (& yes, there's one in the men's room as well for dads to use), putting the kid on the changing table and <gasp!> changing it's diaper.
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nebula5
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posted on September 13, 2001 02:41:21 PM new
The worst: A partial bag of potatoes that got shoved out of the way and fogotten, only to rot into slime before rediscovery.
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zilvy
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posted on September 13, 2001 02:44:27 PM new
Oooohhhh Nebula, you've become the winner in my book. Nothing in this world smells worse than a rotting potato (at least nothing I've come in contact with) I'm getting shivers thinking about it....yeuch!!
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bunnicula
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posted on September 13, 2001 02:53:31 PM new
You weren't sitting a foot away from that baby...that diaper could've subdued a charging rhino.
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rhondalee65
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posted on September 13, 2001 02:58:48 PM new
Years ago my husband used to still go hunting. We went on a short vacation one summer, he pulled a frozen squirrel carcass (I know - Yuck) from the freezer to store and then remove bags of ice for the cooler.
You guessed it......we came home 4 days later and quickly realized HE HAD FORGOTTTEN TO PUT THE SQUIRREL BACK IN THE FREEZER!
EEEEEEWWWWW!!!!!!
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AWrocks
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posted on September 13, 2001 03:16:08 PM new
How about...
A hard-boiled, decorated Easter Egg, used in a hunt, that somehow, inexplicably, got put in with the bag of plastic eggs. This was put in the loft, and was not discovered until the following year.
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Shadowcat
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posted on September 13, 2001 03:19:41 PM new
A full diaper pail.
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Meya
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posted on September 13, 2001 04:27:20 PM new
Travel mug, filled with milk. Milk is drunk, travel mug is left in car for 4 days during 90+ temps.
or
Wet dog.
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hepburn
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posted on September 13, 2001 04:30:00 PM new
Taco Bell leftovers in the wrapper, tossed in the bag, thrown over the back seat and left for days in the hot sun in the hot car.
GAG
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kraftdinner
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posted on September 13, 2001 04:38:28 PM new
What about that head of broccoli that's been laying in the crisper since Christmas?
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zilvy
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posted on September 13, 2001 04:53:23 PM new
I'd suggest removing the decorations and putting it in the trash bin!
Bunni a charging rhino? Now that is POTENT!
[ edited by zilvy on Sep 13, 2001 04:54 PM ]
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Shadowcat
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posted on September 13, 2001 05:01:11 PM new
Death
Partially digested blood
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zoomin
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posted on September 13, 2001 06:04:32 PM new
Hey, RainyBear, still think these's nothing worse than Old, Wet, Sweet popcorn?????
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headhunter265
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posted on September 13, 2001 06:23:05 PM new
oh Rancher, you hit it right on the head. What I don't understand is why all those hockey continue to pull up in SUV's and Mini-Vans??? I can barely take the smell of my little darling in the back seat much less his bag in the aroma zone. I'll keep my trunk thanks.
But I think I might be able to one up the squirrel (yuck). My mother lost her sense of smell years ago. Then she lost her cat. After a couple of weeks or so she notices flies around her chair in the living room. Couldn't figure why there were flies in February in the Northeast???? She moves the chair and Stiffy (actually Fluffy was the name) appears, and the flies, oh yeah she called me for help. I cant tell you how much I fell in love with Mr. Clean that day, #*!@ I was simmering it on the stove just to get the stink out. OH MY!!!!!
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pwolf
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posted on September 13, 2001 07:00:54 PM new
I've always heard that nothing smells worse than human flesh burning.
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sadie999
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posted on September 13, 2001 07:36:21 PM new
Two cat litter boxes, used by three male cats in "growth mode," (i.e., they eat like they each have eight a**holes), on a warm sultry summer's day.
The mystery sauces my sweet geezer puts in unmarked containers in the fridge which get shoved to the back, only to be retrieved when they look like science experiments.
[ edited by sadie999 on Sep 13, 2001 07:37 PM ]
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ohandrea
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posted on September 13, 2001 07:45:01 PM new
We were at a parents meeting for high school football. The boys all went downstairs to the weight room/locker room area while we met.
After the meeting, we went down to get them (mind you, I don't think any of us mothers had ever been to that inner sanctum)......
As we descended the stairs we mom's simultaneously started sniffing....looked at each other....and at the same time we all said, "Eeewww, it smells like my son's bedroom!"
My daughter's bedroom always smelled like perfume, stinky in it's own way!
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MrsSantaClaus
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posted on September 13, 2001 08:10:18 PM new
How about a room full of very overweight ladies who do not like to bathe in the middle of July with no air conditioning?
Feesh in a poke, anyone?
eeewwwww
Your diaper story reminded me of this one:
My sister-in-law never carried a diaper bag, no matter how long they were going to be out. One nite she comes to my house with her 1 1/2 year old son. He had not been changed for quite some time and was quite pungent. I had brought out a hobby horse made for babies, which he climbed on and rode like it was a real horse, bouncing each time. Imagine the sounds .... squish ... squish ... squish ....
It was hilariously disgusting!
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zoomin
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posted on September 14, 2001 04:23:29 AM new
eeeewwwwwwwww!!!
My son's feet are starting to smell like roses!
One Nation, under God, INDIVISIBLE, with liberty and Justice for All.
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RoseBids25cents
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posted on September 14, 2001 05:53:04 AM new
My ex-husband considered himself QUITE the practical joker. To honor his best friend's 40th birthday, he placed a four-pound catfish (which had already been dead for several days) under the refrigerator in his friend's garage sanctuary. Before being discovered, the fish spent two days next to the refrigerator’s motor (compressor?) in a closed stuffy hot cinderblock garage. When our friend opened the door on that fateful third day, he said the smell made him take several running steps in retreat. There was a parade of flies on the refrigerator, cluing him into the location of the offense. When he removed the fish, it left a permanent stain-trail across the cement floor, so there was a forever reminder of the dirty deed. My ex's friend didn't find it nearly as humorous as my ex did.
Rosie
*There is no conclusive evidence that life is serious*
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hcross
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posted on September 14, 2001 07:52:02 AM new
A few weeks ago, I kept smelling something funky in the kitchen, but could never find what it was. I was packing to move and was cleaning out drawers, three months ago I bought a bag of potatoes and had put them in that drawer. They had turned into some form of chunky liquid and the drawer was full of baby flies (I suppose their were maggots at some point, but I don't want to think about that). The absolute worst smell, the kids and I were all gagging as we cleaned it up.
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