barparts
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posted on October 15, 2001 09:19:56 PM new
Your new name....
Sometimes when you have a stressful
day or week, you need some
silliness to break up the day. Here is your
dose...Follow the instructions to find your funny
name.
The following is an excerpt from a children's book,
"Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of
Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey: The evil
Professor forces everyone to assume new names.....
Use the third letter of your first name to determine
your NEW first name:
a = stinky
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = poopsie
k = flunky
l = booger
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = falafel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to
determine the first half of your NEW last name:
a = diaper
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = bubble
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = burger
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine
the second half of your NEW last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x =humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober
Chickenshorts.
Go figure.
Clinton's new name is Poopsie Liverchunks.
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plsmith
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posted on October 15, 2001 09:37:27 PM new
I refuse to place the image of myself as Falafel Bananasniffer in the mind of anyone here!
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bunnicula
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posted on October 15, 2001 09:56:08 PM new
Hmmm....Snotty Bananabrain has a certain ring, I think.
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tegan
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posted on October 15, 2001 10:57:05 PM new
Falafel LiverButt
I kind of like it, I might start signing my paintings that way.
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MouseSlayer
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posted on October 15, 2001 11:11:31 PM new
Oh no, I will not go around calling myself Loopy DiaperSniffer!!!  Even if I got a divorce, I'd still be Loopy CootieFanny. 
PC4Gamers
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yeager
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posted on October 15, 2001 11:57:00 PM new
Allow me to introduce myself! I'm Crusty Toliet Tush. It has a certain ring to it, I really like it! I'm going to the bank tomorrow and have it put on my new checks.
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sadie999
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posted on October 16, 2001 04:39:03 AM new
Goober CootieSniffer here.
Edited because I read it wrong. geeeeez.
[ edited by sadie999 on Oct 16, 2001 06:38 AM ]
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godzillatemple
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posted on October 16, 2001 04:49:40 AM new
Oh, great -- I'm Loopy Burgernose. The sad part is the name kind of fits...
Barry
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The opinions expressed above are for comparison purposes only. Your mileage may vary....
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saljo63
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posted on October 16, 2001 04:56:31 AM new
Hey godzillatemple.....we must be related! I'm, (sigh), Booger Burgernose! It figures!
edited to add...my maiden name isn't much better....Booger Giggletushie.
[ edited by saljo63 on Oct 16, 2001 04:59 AM ]
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Femme
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posted on October 16, 2001 05:10:44 AM new
Booger Diaper-Tush!! 
But, I don't answer to it.
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saabsister
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posted on October 16, 2001 05:38:30 AM new
Falafel Diaperbrain. Uh-oh, does that mean I'm anal-retentive?
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snowyegret
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posted on October 16, 2001 05:40:11 AM new
Chim-chim girdletush.
You have the right to an informed opinion
-Harlan Ellison
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Pocono
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posted on October 16, 2001 06:03:43 AM new
Zippy Cootie-Face?
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Hjw
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posted on October 16, 2001 07:32:21 AM new
My name...Booger Diapernose
My husband's name...Stinky Diapernose
I love my husband's name.
If I get a divorce, my name will be Booger Wafflebrain.
Are you laughing uaru???
Helen
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moonmem-07
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posted on October 16, 2001 08:58:40 AM new
Boger Burgerchunks Maybe just the shortened version BBC.
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luvmy2bears
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posted on October 16, 2001 09:33:50 AM new
I love it! heeheeheehee
Fluffy Diaperbrain here.
Married to Loopy Diaperbrain
Proud parents of Loopy (ever hear of naming your DAUGHTER after her Daddy!)Diaperbrain
& Stinky Diaperbrain.
Maiden name: Fluffy Girdlehead
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elfgifu
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posted on October 16, 2001 09:44:32 AM new
Hi--pinky diaperhead here...married to Dorky Waffleface...our progeny--dorky diaperbuns and doofus girdletush.
ooops--I did it wrong--I guess we're all wafflebrains!
[ edited by elfgifu on Oct 16, 2001 09:49 AM ]
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Femme
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posted on October 16, 2001 12:00:00 PM new
Oh, Barry aka Loopy!!!
That looks like a set-up to me. LOL
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ewora
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posted on October 16, 2001 12:02:11 PM new
Dinky BurgerPants. After the divorce I kept his name because of the kids. Sad thing is even with my maiden name I'm still Dinky BurgerPants. Go figure???
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Shadowcat
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posted on October 16, 2001 12:38:06 PM new
Zippy Burgerchunks here...
I don't think so.
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Muriel
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posted on October 16, 2001 02:31:17 PM new
I think we did this here about a year ago. I remember taking it to work and assigning new names to everyone. Then a guy I work with brought in the Capt. Underpants book. It was hilarious!
Doofus Gerbiltushie
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barbarake
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posted on October 16, 2001 03:26:26 PM new
Loopy LiverLips here.
I like the alliteration!!
Let's see - my maiden name would be Loopy BurgerBuns. Hmm...
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MrsSantaClaus
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posted on October 16, 2001 11:28:24 PM new
Buttercup ChickenShorts here.
I married Chim-Chim ChickenShorts and had two adorable girls, Dinky and Zippy.
Of course, should I divorce, I could once again become Buttercup LiverFace.
No wonder I got married
BUTTERCUP
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deco100
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posted on October 16, 2001 11:43:24 PM new
Crusty Gerbil-Squirt!
I can here it now, being paged at Winn Dixie or Wally World! Would Crusty Gerbilsquirt please come to the service counter?
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argh
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posted on October 17, 2001 12:46:34 AM new
Mine's not too awful (Zippy Diapertush), but my kids have hyphenated last names. My oldest son is Chim-Chim Burgerbisquits-Diapertush. Definitely not gonna fit on ANY forms.
Argh
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rhondalee65
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posted on October 17, 2001 11:05:00 AM new
First off - thanks barparts. I'm getting very stressed from watching CNN and this made me feel alot better!
Goober Diaperbuns
---To err is human, but it feels divine. Mae West
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