posted on July 2, 2002 09:32:30 PM new
"Turns Out Your Day Isn't So Bad, Is It?"
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood by the back door, breaking his arm in two places. Until that moment he had been happily listening to his Walkman
posted on July 2, 2002 11:00:37 PM new
A travelling salesman is driving through farm country and happens to glance at a field he is driving by--and is horrified to see a man having intercourse with a sheep.
He races to the nearest farmhouse, jumps out of his car and pound frantically on the door. When a boy opens the door, the salesman says "Quick! Let me use your phone! There's a man in that field molesting a sheep!"
The boy rolls his eyes and says "O-o-o-oh...tha-a-a-t's Da-a-a-d!"
