posted on November 15, 2002 09:44:58 PM new
Subject: Obituary
It is with heavy heart that I pass on the following news.
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the Entertainment community.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection
and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was
buried in a lightly greased coffin.
Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack and Betty Crocker. The gravesite
was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described
Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in
show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children,
John Dough
and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He is also
survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
