posted on August 28, 2004 01:55:03 PM new
This has been posted before, but since the convention is starting I wanted to post it again.
Republican National Convention Schedule
New York, NY
6:00 PM Opening Prayer, led by the Rev. Jerry Falwell
6:30 PM Pledge of Allegiance
6:35 PM Burning of Bill of Rights (excluding 2nd amendment)
6:45 PM Salute to the Coalition of the Willing
6:46 PM Seminar #1: Getting your kid a military deferment
7:30 PM First Presidential Beer Bong
7:35 PM Serve Freedom Fries
7:40 PM EPA Address #1: Mercury, it's what's for dinner
8:00 PM Vote on which country to invade next
8:10 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh
8:15 PM John Ashcroft Lecture: The Homos are after your children
8:30 PM Roundtable discussion on reproductive rights (MEN only)
8:50 PM Seminar #2: Corporations: the government of the future
9:00 PM Condi Rice sings "I Can't Help Lovin' Dat Man"
9:05 PM Second Presidential Beer Bong
9:10 PM EPA Address #2 Trees: the real cause of forest fires
9:30 PM Break for secret meetings
10:00 PM Second prayer, led by Cal Thomas
10:15 PM Lecture by Karl Rove: Doublespeak made easy
10:30 PM Rumsfeld demonstration: How to squint and talk macho
10:35 PM Bush demonstration of trademark deer-in-headlights stare
10:40 PM John Ashcroft demonstrates new mandatory Kevlar chastity belt
10:45 PM Clarence Thomas reads list of black Republicans
10:46 PM Third Presidential Beer Bong
10:50 PM Seminar #3: Education: a drain on our nation's economy
11:10 PM Hilary Clinton Pinata
11:20 PM Second John Ashcroft Lecture: Evolutionists: the dangerous new cult
11:30 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh again
11:35 PM Blame Clinton
11:40 PM Laura serves milk and cookies
11:50 PM Closing Prayer, led by Jesus Himself
12:00 AM Nomination of George W. Bush as Holy Supreme Planetary Overlord
Let's have a BBQ, Texas style, ROAST BUSH
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YOU CAN'T HAVE BULLSH** WITH OUT BUSH.
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We the people, in order to form a more perfect Union....
.....one Nation indivisible, With Liberty and Justice for ALL.
posted on August 28, 2004 02:36:40 PM new
In describing the carefully designed "stage" for Bush's speech
"He is not just trapped by a stage," Mr. McKinnon said. "He doesn't have the usual comforts of a stage behind him. To me that says strength, that he is willing to stand out there alone" among all the delegates.
posted on August 28, 2004 03:08:31 PM new
Helen, I do belive that this is an act of courage on Bush's part.
When you are as afraid of dissenting opinion as Bush & Co. are and attending a convention which has openly stated it wants even Republicans of differing viewpoints to attend, it takes bravery on Bush's part to allow non-vetted people that close to him. THey might actually have the temerity or gall to voice those opinion. Or, even worse, he might even have to deal with them talking to him on or asking him questions about those dissenting viewpoints.
I feel for Bush. He'll be scared spitless.
On the other hand, I look forward to the new Bushisms he'll undoubtedly coin during the convention .
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"Bad temper is its own scourge. Few things are more bitter than to feel bitter. A man's venom poisons himself more than his victim." --Charles Buxton
posted on August 28, 2004 09:14:17 PM new
It's going to be real comedy watching the RNC trundling out Giuliani, McCain et al, trying to make us believe these guys represent the base of the Republican party. Forget about Ashcroft, Rove and Wolfowitz,( please ), McCain is the true indicator of Republican values...uh-huh, that's believable....
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Our `neoconservatives' are neither new nor conservative, but old as Bablyon
and evil as Hell." --Edward Abbey
posted on August 29, 2004 06:10:47 AM new
I didn't see the seminar on "Torture For Fun and Profit".
That is on the schedule for Day 2 along with pictures of how Iran and North Korea have WMD and intend to use them.
Day 3 of the convention will consist of a game to find Bin Laden since Bush and Co. do not know where he is located. Bush is hoping a simulated game might give him some new ideas.
Let's have a BBQ, Texas style, ROAST BUSH
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YOU CAN'T HAVE BULLSH** WITH OUT BUSH.
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We the people, in order to form a more perfect Union....
.....one Nation indivisible, With Liberty and Justice for ALL.
posted on August 29, 2004 08:11:56 AM new
Since we are basically running Iraq through what amounts to a puppet government... and since to maintain stability it is apparent we will be in Iraq for many years... and since we want to force democracy on the Iraqi people whether they want it or not... and since we say they need to have an election...
I suggest we allow all Iraqis to register as voters for this election. I'm sure that they would like to have a REAL VOICE in how their government and country will be run for the foreseeable future... and they will not have that no matter who they vote for or who eventually runs their government... They will have more of a say in their government by helping us choose our next President.
Bush shouldn't have anything to worry about since they love him so much for liberating them. I think we should allow them to show their approval. LOL Doc
posted on August 29, 2004 09:19:04 AM new
I AM GEORGE BUSH AND I APPROVE OF THIS CONVENTION!!!! BUT I DON'T APPROVE OF ALL THOSE STINKY,DIRTY,TERRORISTS,COMMUNIST,ANTI-CHRIST PEOPLE OUTSIDE WITH PROTEST SIGNS.
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