posted on November 8, 2004 01:05:43 PM new
It was the first day of school and a new student named
Chandrashekhar Subrahmanyam entered the fourth grade.
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history.
Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death?'
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrashekhar, who had his hand up
"Patrick Henry, 1775." He said, "Very good!"
Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?" Again, no response except from Chandrashekhar.
"Abraham Lincoln, 1863." said Chandrashekhar.
The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Chandrashekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do."
She heard a loud whisper: "F**k the Indians."
"Who said that?" she demanded. Chandrashekhar put his hand up.
"General Custer, 1862." At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."
The teacher glares and asks "All right! Now, who said that?" Again, Chandrashekhar says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991." Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? S*ck this!" Chandrashekhari jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, "You little #*!@. If you say anything else, I'll kill you." Chandrashekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy 2001." The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh #*!@, we're f**ked!" and Chandrashekhar said quietly,
posted on November 8, 2004 02:19:13 PM new
The following is a post that maggiemug posted on a thread that I started and that she obviously didn't care for.
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posted on November 7, 2004 11:10:45 AM
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Dogbreath...go do what you dogs do best..go lick your balls..idiot stick..
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maggiemug...you may want to start posting under a different name because each and every one of your new posts will include a nice little example of your hostility....and hate filled attitude. thanks to me
Folks.... this person is obviously someone that cannot be taken seriously and best just ignored
posted on November 8, 2004 03:43:10 PM new
well....I hate to jump to conclusions..but I think I will really go out on a limb here and say I dont think maggie cared for that post either.
[ edited by classicrock000 on Nov 8, 2004 03:45 PM ]
posted on November 8, 2004 04:00:20 PM new
LOL.. it was such a shock.. to be attacked like that right out of the blue .. for no reason at all!!! Never tease or tickle a Redhead!
[ edited by maggiemuggins on Nov 8, 2004 04:00 PM ]
posted on November 8, 2004 04:53:19 PM new
magmug...
ya ever thought about writing all this brilliant filth down and putting it in a book? I'm sure it would be an instant hit amongst all you liberal buds.
cd
posted on November 8, 2004 04:57:26 PM new
It HAS been written, many times. It's a joke that has been around for quite a while (Maggie is not the originator), although the ending is new.
And what is "filthy" about it?
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"Bad temper is its own scourge. Few things are more bitter than to feel bitter. A man's venom poisons himself more than his victim." --Charles Buxton
posted on November 8, 2004 05:20:10 PM new
I have never used the word amongst.. it doesn't sound right on my tongue..amongst..amongst.no...definitely don't like the feel of that word.. Maggie
posted on November 8, 2004 05:33:21 PM new
That's right! Helen..I always had a crush on Prince Charles..though.. big ears and all! LOL and I bet he says amongst too..
posted on November 8, 2004 06:52:36 PM new
So, if I've got this right, maggie has a stalker named "camodog", this oughtta be interesting
Gotcher pepper spray maggie? Works wonders on stray mutts.
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Dick Cheney: "I have not suggested there's a connection between Iraq and 9/11..."
posted on November 8, 2004 07:21:06 PM new
In some circles saying the F* word is considered filthy, and more especially when uttered by children. Havent you ever heard the phrase: "wash your mouth out with soap?"
posted on November 8, 2004 11:48:42 PM new
"camodog" says, ""Maybe you could make it a childrens book! ""
No, I think she should leave children's books to that great family value right wing guru, Bill O'Riley ! He wrote a children's book....best chapter was on telephone etiquette
posted on November 9, 2004 10:53:44 AM new
Another non-hate-filled and wholly religious post by pricklame:
""Matthew 19:24
5.) Voila, you no longer have to read the vituperative nastiness puked out by these desperate attention whores and trolls
This has been a public service announcement by Parklane64, I approve this method.
Edited to add:
Pricklame, you have said so many times that you will put me on ignore.......when are you going to start?
For someone who has had me on ignore you sure know a lot about my posts!
[ edited by crowfarm on Nov 9, 2004 10:56 AM ]
posted on November 9, 2004 11:08:42 AM new
Sorry, Parklane64 but I much prefer my method, which is to not use the ignore button. Instead, I just choose to ignore some posts by some posters, even if they are directed at me.
Remember this folks, sticks and stones. You can choose for yourself how serious you will take whatever is posted here.
