posted on August 18, 2006 01:01:16 PM new
When you get canned cat (or dog) food on your fingers, how come you feel like you have poop on them instead of meat?
posted on August 18, 2006 01:26:08 PM new
Well, I must say, I never got that feeling Krafty.. LOL..in fact, I've heated up the science diet for my dog on occasion and it smelled pretty good!
posted on August 18, 2006 02:53:02 PM new
You're 86'd Krafty, no more for you
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posted on August 18, 2006 03:28:22 PM new
"When you get canned cat (or dog) food on your fingers, how come you feel like you have poop on them instead of meat?"
in your case that aint cat food.Next time ya wipe your ass try using tiolet paper.
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posted on August 18, 2006 07:20:25 PM new
A sittin here reading all of this and I can't figure who's post is sicker, Krafts or Classic's? The answer is both are equally as sick...good job you two.
posted on August 18, 2006 11:41:58 PM new
Maybe because that is what it looks like?, and just how many times have you had poopy on ur little pinkies. Take in to account that is looks like poopie, feels like poopie sticks like poopie then the brain would think it poopie. LOL
Now I want to know is it the thought of poopie that is so offensive or the fact that you don't like dirty pinkies. And what do you do with those dirty pinkies, hold up in air arms length from face on route to sink or just wipe it on your pants leg? hehe Or better still lick it off fingers to satisfy that curiosity of what does it taste like? har har har.
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posted on August 19, 2006 10:34:55 AM new
Here is another HOW COME>>>>>>>>>>
Railroads and Rocket Science:
Does the statement, "We've always done it that way," ring any bells?
The US standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet,
8.5 Inches. That's an exceedingly odd number.
Why was that gauge used?
Because that's the way they built them in England, and English expatriates built the US Railroads.
Why did the English build them like that?
Because the first rail lines were built by the same people who built the pre-railroad tramways, and that's the gauge they used.
Why did "they" use that gauge then?
Because the people who built the tramways used the same jigs and tools that they used for building wagons, which used that wheel spacing.
Okay! Why did the wagons have that particular odd wheel spacing?
Well, if they tried to use any other spacing, the wagon wheels would break on some of the old, long distance roads in England, because that's the spacing of the wheel ruts.
So who built those old rutted roads?
Imperial Rome built the first long distance roads in Europe (and England) for their legions. The roads have been used ever since.
And the ruts in the roads?
Roman war chariots formed the initial ruts, which everyone else had to match for fear of destroying their wagon wheels. Since the chariots were made for Imperial Rome, they were all alike in the matter of wheel spacing.
The United States standard railroad gauge of 4 feet, 8.5 inches is derived from the original specifications for an Imperial Roman war chariot. And bureaucracies live forever. So the next time you are handed a specification and wonder what horse's ass came up with it, you may be exactly right, because the Imperial Roman army chariots were made just wide enough to accommodate the back ends of two war horses.
Now the twist to the story ..................
When you see a space shuttle sitting on its launch pad, there are two big booster rockets attached to the sides of the main fuel tank. These are solid rocket boosters, or SRBs. The SRBs are made by Thiokol at their factory at Utah.
The engineers who designed the SRBs would have preferred to make them a bit fatter, but the SRBs had to be shipped by train from the factory to the launch site. The railroad line from the factory happens to run through a tunnel in the mountains. The SRBs had to fit through that tunnel. The tunnel is slightly wider than the railroad track, and the railroad track, as you now know, is about as wide as two horses' behinds.
So, a major space shuttle design feature of what is arguably the world's most advanced transportation system was determined over two thousand years ago by the width of a horse's ass..........
---- and you thought being a HORSE'S ASS wasn't important!
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posted on August 19, 2006 01:56:25 PM new
thanks for another of those untrue forwards, irked. Aren't they fun??
Kraft, like I told my kids when they were learning to clean the henhouse, "the nice thing about poop is, it's just poop and it washes off, forget about it." Canned pet food doesn't wash off near as easy as poop.
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