posted on September 22, 2000 07:42:21 PM newcdangel0
At least they would be new ones. Gore is ahead by 8 years.
Heard the latest Goreism? At a convention where he spoke to union members and union officers, Gore claimed that as a young child he had often been put to sleep by his mother and father when they sang a famous Union and Union Label song. Problem is, song was not written until 1975, at which time Gore was 27 years old.
The fact that he claimed his parents sung a Union advertisement song as a lullaby was bad enough. He could have stopped there.
Gore could be a stand-up comedian and never open his mouth. When he does open his mouth, he is 10 times as amusing.
I looked up "dork" in Webster and Gore's picture is the definition.
"I'm so far to the right, I am almost at the left."
posted on September 25, 2000 08:03:47 PM new
So if Al Gore is elected Pres. then what will we call him. Hmmmmm lets see how about Algore, you know like Egore, Baron Von Frankenstiens sidekick. Afterall he is Clinton's sidekick or should I say Baron Von Clintonstien, because he's such a freaky guy.
