kiheicat
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posted on February 9, 2001 06:17:04 PM new
It's been awhile since we've had a decent storytime thread running, so here goes:
It was a clear starry night, and the moon was full. The scent of honeysuckle drifted in the breeze as Nicolette sat on her front porch swing. She was waiting for him, and she looked forward to their first date. She lived in a sleepy rural mountain town called 'Pitchfork', where everyone knew everyone... or so they all thought. Suddenly at the end of her drive, she saw a shadow moving in her direction. She squinted her eyes and tried to make out who it was.....
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Shoshanah
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posted on February 9, 2001 06:21:56 PM new
Another few steps, and there was the Sheriff..Tipping his hat, he called out:: "Hi there Ms Nicolette..."
The young woman was surprised to see the law, right here, at this time of night...What in the world....
"Say, Miss, did you by any chance hear or see anyone sneeking about the Blair's house, around 3 this afternoon?""
Nicolette frowned...What on earth does he mean?
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Gosh Shosh!
About Me
[ edited by Shoshanah on Feb 9, 2001 06:28 PM ]
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looney2ns
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posted on February 9, 2001 06:33:56 PM new
The sheriff went on to explain."some of the neighbors think they saw somthing funny going on,someone unfamiler hanging around"
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Shoshanah
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posted on February 9, 2001 06:46:31 PM new
"Say, Ms Nicolette, you sure do look pretty tonight.." The young woman blushed.."Well, thank you...I am waiting for my date..."
"Oh! So, that's what keeps you smiling...Someone from around here?"
Nicolette suddenly realized she knew so little about him! "Well, ...hmmm..not exactly"
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Gosh Shosh!
About Me
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DWest
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posted on February 9, 2001 06:52:47 PM new
The only thing she knew for sure was that he always wanted to know if there was going to be a full moon that night.
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mauimoods
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posted on February 9, 2001 07:01:18 PM new
And that ol sheriff was starting to get awfully hairy...and that smile...it was SOO BIGGG...and the teeth he had! Why, it made her think of.....
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mauimoods
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posted on February 9, 2001 07:02:21 PM new
Jumping up and down..ohboy ohboy..kcat is out to play!!!
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kiheicat
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posted on February 9, 2001 08:46:31 PM new
...him. The hair, the smell, the teeth, it all seemed so primitive, and yet so tantalizing. The sherrif began scratching his arms and Nicolette asked him if he needed some Calamine lotion. She went in to the house and as she did...
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mauimoods
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posted on February 9, 2001 08:56:59 PM new
She tripped and landed smack on her face, Hiney in the air. Seeing that staring at him, the sheriff growled and....
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kiheicat
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posted on February 9, 2001 09:01:29 PM new
...licked his chops, drool dripping out of his mouth in big icky puddles on the floor. She turned and saw him coming toward her and screamed. Just then...
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mauimoods
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posted on February 9, 2001 09:23:15 PM new
He barked and HOWWWWLLLLED at the moon that was just coming up! Hair started spurting out all over his arms...he growled again...and then....out of the darkening sky, they both heard........
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Bassicbrian
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posted on February 10, 2001 05:34:26 AM new
a shot ring out in the night! The sheriff looked at Nicollette longingly, then sprang off into the darkness. Just then, another shadowy figure appeared... it was
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toomanycomics
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posted on February 10, 2001 07:55:54 AM new
....burst from the bushes was Linda Tripp, with another facelift, shouted: "THEY FIRED ME! I'LL SUE!"
Nicolette screeched in horror at Linda's appearance. She took off to another direction through the woods. She continues running until she reached at the edge of the cliffs.
Nicolette eyed at the waters below, and she....
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Shoshanah
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posted on February 10, 2001 01:02:27 PM new
...thought: "Darn! It's too cold for a dip..."
Suddenly, arms reached out for her from behind..."You should not step so close to the edge", he murmured.
Recognizing the gentle voice, Nicolette turned with relief, to have a look at him...and let out a shriek of terror..For, she was in the embrace of a....
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Gosh Shosh!
About Me
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kiheicat
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posted on February 10, 2001 01:42:55 PM new
....beasty werewolf with a bad overbite and worse breath! She fanned her nose and offered him a tic tac. He grabbed the tic tac box and ate it, plastic and all. Then he scratched his butt and said...
[ edited by kiheicat on Feb 10, 2001 01:43 PM ]
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Shoshanah
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posted on February 10, 2001 04:00:53 PM new
"Would you happen to carry a flea collar? I am being eaten alive..." The sound of his own voice and the thought of blood suddenly excited him to a paroxism...Saliva began to drip on the matted fur of his chest, while fangs suddenly appeared on either side of his formerly sensuous mouth...Leaning over his beloved's tender throat, he quickly, expertly and greedily...
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Gosh Shosh!
About Me
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Shoshanah
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posted on February 10, 2001 05:17:45 PM new
....he raised the bottle of Pinot Noir, which he held in one hand, and drew a deep, satisfying mouthful, straight from the bottle..."Not quite like blood..." he thought..."But I really do like this woman...What's a werewolf with scruples to do..."
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Gosh Shosh!
About Me
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kiheicat
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posted on February 10, 2001 06:09:37 PM new
...a shot rang out and he dropped to the ground. Nicolette looked up, expecting to see the sheriff, but instead, she saw...
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Bassicbrian
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posted on February 10, 2001 06:12:43 PM new
.. a fat and balding man in a white sequinned jumpsuit!! He had a distinctively familiar Tennessee drawl as he said.. "Why hullo there li'l lady.." Nicollette's heart seemed to flutter as she realized...
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december3
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posted on February 10, 2001 06:30:38 PM new
It was Colonel Sanders! I thought you were....
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figmente
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posted on February 10, 2001 07:10:54 PM new
never going to get here.
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Shoshanah
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posted on February 10, 2001 07:16:18 PM new
...But he, the werewolf, was not dead...Reaching out to Col Sanders, he snatched the old man by the collar and snarled, sardonically..."I'll take a bite of that...." and prompltly(voraciously is more scarrier  ) plunged his fangs into....
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Gosh Shosh!
About Me
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DWest
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posted on February 10, 2001 07:20:09 PM new
The Colonel was a longtime friend of the family and when she was 3 years old her parents promised her in marriage to him. When she turned 15 he told her that he would release her from the promise if she decided she didn't want to marry him. Tonight he had come to find out her decision.
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toomanycomics
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posted on February 10, 2001 07:40:33 PM new
"so you wanna do it or not" growled the colonel. He reaches up and picked his...
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looney2ns
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posted on February 10, 2001 07:42:15 PM new
peice of extra crispy chicken up and shoved it in the werewolfs mouth.because of his bad overbite the bones got stuck to his fangs.as he struggled to remove the chicken from his mouth the colonel pulled out two containers of coleslaw and jammed them into the werewolfs eyes temporarily blinding him. "run" he yelled....
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DWest
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posted on February 10, 2001 07:55:16 PM new
Nicolette told the Colonel that she would marry him if he would agree to financially back her movie career. He said that he would and he had the perfect script. He had just finished negotiating for the rights to Chicken Run II.
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Shoshanah
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posted on February 10, 2001 07:58:48 PM new
With eyes mad with desire, he asked Nicolette "How do you look in a very skimpy bikini? See, the movie script I have written for you is a little....", and he chuckled laciviously....
Nicolette wondered if she might have made a mistake accepting his proposal and proposition....
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Gosh Shosh!
About Me
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kiheicat
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posted on February 10, 2001 08:13:00 PM new
...but she realized that the money she could make would be well worth whatever sacrifice the enigmatic movie demanded of her. At least it would get her out of Pitchfork. She picked up...
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nettak
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posted on February 11, 2001 12:19:41 AM new
that extra crispy piece of chicken that had fallen out of Wolfies mouth, and started....
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toomanycomics
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posted on February 11, 2001 05:28:59 AM new
...to beat the wolf with it.
The werewolf shrieked and cowered down onto the ground. Then Nicolette dropped the chicken and started to....
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